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Topic: Funny Quotations
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raj_105_2001
Knowflake Posts: 1301
From: Chennai
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:43 AM
 
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You are your illusion.
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raj_105_2001
Knowflake Posts: 1301
From: Chennai
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:45 AM
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Hallucinate.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:47 AM
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God is Devil's shortcut.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:49 AM
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There is only contradiction in reality.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:50 AM
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Difference between Buddha and comman man is Buddha does not have sex life.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:52 AM
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If you have to choose between Teleportation and Time Travel choose Teleportation. It is faster.
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raj_105_2001
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Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:55 AM
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Don't be afraid. I will take care.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 09:58 AM
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Good guy Bad guy concept is not practical.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 10:02 AM
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Love is for those who are weak.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 15, 2003 10:04 AM
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Six Days Seven Nights
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:15 AM
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You can find nobody because phone number is not listed in telephone directory.
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raj_105_2001
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Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:16 AM
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Make mistakes.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:18 AM
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Only Gandhi is capable of purifying excretory rooms. Gandhi is superior.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:20 AM
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First amendment to constitution must be to make amendments everyday and as often as possible.
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raj_105_2001
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From: Chennai
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:21 AM
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I never told lie.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:23 AM
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"You look smart."(followed by giggle)
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:26 AM
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Think positively. It is equivalent of robbing banks.
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raj_105_2001
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Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:28 AM
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I cannot tell truth. I do not know.
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raj_105_2001
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Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:29 AM
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Have you ever wondered what your computer thinks of you?
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raj_105_2001
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Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 18, 2003 03:31 AM
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After 1000 years our nation will be superpower.
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ElevenFourteen
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From: Phoenix, AZ USA
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted June 18, 2003 11:09 PM
Quote:"How come with humans, its an abortion... and with chickens, its an omlet?" IP: Logged |
raj_105_2001
Knowflake Posts: 1301
From: Chennai
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted June 19, 2003 02:43 AM
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If you do not like what you get, get what you like.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 19, 2003 02:45 AM
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Be careful, someone else might be ruling of Kingdoms of Heaven within you.
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 19, 2003 02:46 AM
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Great!
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raj_105_2001
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posted June 19, 2003 02:48 AM
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Be present in present. Be gift in gift.
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