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raj_105_2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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If you think sex is aggressive, never have sex. You will certainly die.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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(If by mistake Neil Armstrong had landed on Sun) "It is only hot for one man. It is summer for mankind."

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posted July 18, 2003 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Of all possible passive emotions sexiness is most vulgar.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Spheroid does not have centre. Thank god I am not spheroid.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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When you have several choices even if mistakes are majority choose mistakes. Majority wins.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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How do you know you are not already dead? (They told you lie!)

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posted July 18, 2003 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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If only, somebody swept all streets then whole nation will be clean.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Have high concentration. You can win easily.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Winners tell you "I will win". Losers tell you "I have lost"

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posted July 18, 2003 02:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Failure is easier than Success.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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I am sure you can fail. I have absolute faith you are Zero. You CAN fail!

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posted July 18, 2003 02:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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If Success is measured in millimetres, then you would walk several miles.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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You can NEVER log out without first logging in!

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posted July 18, 2003 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Devil is intelligent. You are only wise.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Being immortal is dangerous. (IMMORTAL lexies to IMMORAL)

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posted July 18, 2003 02:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Purpose of sense of humor is amnesia.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Why do you think if you win first prize in lottery then you are lucky? If EVERYBODY around you are beggars then also you are lucky.

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posted July 25, 2003 03:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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All you have to do is to tell me "I love you". We can have free sex.

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posted July 25, 2003 03:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Enjoy today. There is no tomorrow. There is no yesterday. There is no today.

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posted July 25, 2003 03:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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You can never wait in spacetime. In time...

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Drugs are very dangerous.

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posted July 25, 2003 03:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Life is to live. Better live.

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posted July 25, 2003 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Think positively. You will become superpower.

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When there are thousands dying of starvation your starvation never matters.

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It is not possible to find.

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