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Topic: Funny quotations II
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:46 AM
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If you think sex is aggressive, never have sex. You will certainly die.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:47 AM
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(If by mistake Neil Armstrong had landed on Sun) "It is only hot for one man. It is summer for mankind."
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:47 AM
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Of all possible passive emotions sexiness is most vulgar.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:48 AM
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Spheroid does not have centre. Thank god I am not spheroid.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:49 AM
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When you have several choices even if mistakes are majority choose mistakes. Majority wins.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:49 AM
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How do you know you are not already dead? (They told you lie!)
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:50 AM
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If only, somebody swept all streets then whole nation will be clean.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:51 AM
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Have high concentration. You can win easily.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:52 AM
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Winners tell you "I will win". Losers tell you "I have lost"
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:52 AM
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Failure is easier than Success.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:53 AM
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I am sure you can fail. I have absolute faith you are Zero. You CAN fail!
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:54 AM
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If Success is measured in millimetres, then you would walk several miles.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:55 AM
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You can NEVER log out without first logging in!
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:55 AM
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Devil is intelligent. You are only wise.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:56 AM
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Being immortal is dangerous. (IMMORTAL lexies to IMMORAL)
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:57 AM
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Purpose of sense of humor is amnesia.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 18, 2003 02:58 AM
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Why do you think if you win first prize in lottery then you are lucky? If EVERYBODY around you are beggars then also you are lucky.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:43 AM
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All you have to do is to tell me "I love you". We can have free sex.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:44 AM
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Enjoy today. There is no tomorrow. There is no yesterday. There is no today.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:44 AM
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You can never wait in spacetime. In time...
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:45 AM
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Drugs are very dangerous.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:45 AM
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Life is to live. Better live.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:46 AM
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Think positively. You will become superpower.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:46 AM
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When there are thousands dying of starvation your starvation never matters.
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raj_105_2001 Knowflake Posts: 1301 From: Chennai Registered: Apr 2001
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posted July 25, 2003 03:47 AM
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It is not possible to find.
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