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Tuesday
Knowflake

Posts: 243
From: Kansas
Registered: Jun 2002

posted July 19, 2003 12:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tuesday     Edit/Delete Message

>We don't like it when you show us how to lift >weights. We think it means you think we're >fat.

Well I'm bony and out of shape, I could use and would appreciate the lesson!

>We don't like it when you suggest going out >to eat at a healthy restaurant, for the same >reason.

I wouldn't mind this. I'd be shocked by him suggesting it though.

>We don't consider kissing another man >cheating. But if you were to kiss another >woman, it would be cheating.

We are not hypocrites!!

>Unlike you, we want to hang out with your >family.

Depends on the family.

>If you are responsible for our cat running >away, the relationship will end shortly.

Null and Void!

>We want something on Valentine's Day, even if >we said we didn't.

True... At the very least, an acknowledgement and something small.

>The more you know about pop culture, the more >we love you.

It's my job to keep everyone informed on pop culture and current events

>We think it's gross when you stick your >tongue in our ears.

Eww, yes. Outside, please, not inside.

>There really is something reassuring about >your body odor.

Very true. Unless it reassures me that you need a shower.

>Any friendships you have with other women >freak us out, even if we say it's fine.

Maybe just a little true!

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hrj777
Knowflake

Posts: 611
From: Anywhere, nowhere ...
Registered: Dec 2002

posted July 20, 2003 11:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hrj777     Edit/Delete Message
Lost Leo ...

Personally I think Baby Powder smells like feminine hygiene products and diapers. I like a man to smell like a man.

"If you are responsible for our cat running away, the relationship will end shortly." - No, but if you don't find my cat, your life may end abruptly.

With regard to tongues in ears ... if it's done right, it can be very erotic.

Heidi


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Tuesday
Knowflake

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From: Kansas
Registered: Jun 2002

posted July 21, 2003 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tuesday     Edit/Delete Message
Eww, I hate powdery scents. On a man? That would just be weird.

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proxieme
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posted July 21, 2003 04:51 PM           Edit/Delete Message
I've gotta concur w/ what everyone else's saying about Baby Powder on a man.
I'd think that he was using douche for unseemly ends or something.

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N_wEvil
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posted July 21, 2003 04:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message
I mostly smell of tobacco (soooorry... )

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proxieme
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posted July 21, 2003 04:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message
That beats Baby Powder (coming from a gal who hates the smell of smoke).

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N_wEvil
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posted July 21, 2003 05:06 PM           Edit/Delete Message
well, i could smoke babypowder but that would just be kindof...strange.

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Lost Leo
Knowflake

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From: CA
Registered: Sep 2002

posted July 22, 2003 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lost Leo     Edit/Delete Message
the thought was based on "powder smell" = cleaniness, hence equalling sexiness...


go figure, that's how it was explained to me

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Virgo-AriesArtist
Knowflake

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From: USA
Registered: Nov 2001

posted July 25, 2003 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Virgo-AriesArtist     Edit/Delete Message
I LOVE inhaling the aroma of a guy's cologne as he passes by...it just puts me in a sensual frame of mind.
Then again, the Gemini I'm very into at the moment wears this amazingly masculine scent, and when it gets mixed with his body smell actually becomes a tremendous turn on....
And also, last time my family visited his, on one of the last few days of our stay, we got into a flirtingly playful tug-of-war/pursuit involving a pillow, and after I finally retrieved aforementioned pillow, he came back after me with his cologne bottle in hand and ran at me spraying it. I ended up smelling like a total guy, so before we left the house, I doused myself with a distinctly feminine scent...
Still, it felt very primitive , the whole marking me with his "scent" bit....

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-K
"Most people love with restraint
As if they were someday to hate
We hated gently, carefully
As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight

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lovelyleo
Knowflake

Posts: 14
From: SoCal
Registered: Jul 2003

posted July 26, 2003 02:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lovelyleo     Edit/Delete Message
I agree with what Aphrodite said.
Whoever is above this reply- thanks for sharing that bit about the Gemini guy marking you with his scent-- quite pleasingly primitive! And I like your quote from Venus Trines. Have to get that book..
As for the baby powder- not on a fully grown man! Not good info. Try Obsession! And hey, a bit of lingering tobacco scent brings back good memories for me...!
For the ladies: is it just me, or does our Mr.Randall seem like quite the flirt?

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Virgo-AriesArtist
Knowflake

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From: USA
Registered: Nov 2001

posted July 29, 2003 09:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Virgo-AriesArtist     Edit/Delete Message
lovelyleo....
Yep, gotta love that primitive stuff.
And Venus Trines is an awesome book, short, but the words never fail to touch my heart and soul.
Oh, and as far as the baby powder scent goes, on grown men, all I can say is "Ewwww...!"
Depending on the guy, I'll take the sweaty but distinct masculine scent any day.

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-K
"Most people love with restraint
As if they were someday to hate
We hated gently, carefully
As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight

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La-Tee-Da
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Posts: 1445
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: Feb 2002

posted July 30, 2003 08:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for La-Tee-Da     Edit/Delete Message
Body odor......eeeeww!!!! Disgusting!!!! Give me the scent of clean, soap smelling skin any day!!! Cologne is nice,too!!

Lifting weights......I can give some of these pencil-neck guys a few lessons in proper weight lifting form!!!!

Slobering tongue in the ear....another eeeww!!

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Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM

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Lost Leo
Knowflake

Posts: 1877
From: CA
Registered: Sep 2002

posted July 30, 2003 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lost Leo     Edit/Delete Message
Thanx All, for the baby powder input!

I forgot who suggested that to me till he reminded me this weekend... and turns out he's just into using his girlfriend's deodorant...

Odd...

So that's a big negativo on that idea, thanx!

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proxieme
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posted October 05, 2003 07:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message
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