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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002

posted August 24, 2003 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
Do you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

and finally...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do you ever wonder?

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Oxychick
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From: neither here nor there
Registered: Jul 2002

posted August 24, 2003 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
Oh now, don't go getting your panties in a bunch.

You're making my head hurt.

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002

posted August 24, 2003 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
Would 'panties in a bunch' denote I was wearing two at the same time

Is a thong panties as they`re only half there? As in don`t get 1/2 your panties in a bunch.... Your right, it does make your head hurt

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Sylven
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From: Of Elvenkind
Registered: Jul 2003

posted August 24, 2003 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sylven     Edit/Delete Message
Didn't you know?

People are the strangest beings!

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RubyRedRam
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posted August 25, 2003 01:35 AM           Edit/Delete Message
my favorite place to cry is in the shower...???

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Zerep
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From: Paris,France
Registered: Nov 2002

posted August 25, 2003 06:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zerep     Edit/Delete Message
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

I always wondered about that

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Drea
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From: With the Rainbow Goblins
Registered: Mar 2003

posted August 25, 2003 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Drea     Edit/Delete Message
I think the reason would be that it may be harder to create a circled package for pizzas.

hehe

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endaphia
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From: orillia ON CA
Registered: Aug 2001

posted August 25, 2003 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for endaphia     Edit/Delete Message
was going to say the same thing... and 'round meat' is easier to make than 'round bread' because of the way bread puffs up and out in the bread pan when it cooks. It isn't impossible to make round bread though, considering we have 'simulated meat' out there.

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Lunargirl
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posted August 25, 2003 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunargirl     Edit/Delete Message
Your post has made my day more than twice now, juniperb! Thanks!

Lunargirl

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Twin Lady
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From: USA
Registered: Jan 2003

posted August 25, 2003 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Twin Lady     Edit/Delete Message
"What did cured ham actually have?"

This reminds me of the joke, "Did you hear about the cured ham that had a relapse?"

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lioneye68
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From: Canada
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posted August 26, 2003 12:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Those were good. I've gotta share those, Juni

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