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Topic: Funny Names
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SunChild
Moderator Posts: 4032
From: Australia
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted February 03, 2004 06:25 PM
 
My ex-boyfriend's name is Adam Woodhead.
I would have kept my own name I think if we got married.
And a boy in primary school, his sir name is sourbutt.
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Harpyr
Knowflake Posts: 2255
From: land of the midnight sun
Registered: Dec 2002
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posted February 03, 2004 07:41 PM
I once knew a dentist by the name of Dr. Paine. 
I was soooo glad he wasn't MY dentist. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted February 03, 2004 07:53 PM
my Friend's Doctor's name is Dr. Payne....
I think when you sign on with a name like that, you have to have a sense of humour and get into the 'healing' profession....just for laughs! It's contractual, I think!IP: Logged |
silverbells
Knowflake Posts: 1506
From: The second star to the right (which shines in the night for'eer)
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted February 03, 2004 08:00 PM
Well, too bad I did see it Rainbow! How could you make fun of my name! Arbadella Pickelsimer is an unusual and beautiful name! Just kidding!!! That would be terrible. IP: Logged |
sesame
Moderator Posts: 1587
From: Oz
Registered: Nov 2003
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posted February 03, 2004 10:49 PM
Love em' all, but what does Kotecki mean? Some others I didn't get until people repeated them... ------------------
Live Life and Love Like Doves!
My numerology program based on "Star Signs" by Linda Goodman
Logically Magical Logic is Magically Logical Magic! (and vice versa!) IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted February 03, 2004 10:49 PM
Hey, imagine if Justin Casey and Justin Tyme were pals? Oh, the one liners would be endless (for everyone else who they hung out with anyway) We should introduce them!! IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted February 04, 2004 04:02 AM
SilverBells.........you scared the heck out of me!!!  I thought you really were her...for a minute...you little dickens.... Sesame.........as far as I know kotecki doesn't really mean anything....but it does kinda sound like a brand name for sanitary protection that ladies use...kotex...  ...anyway I have one more....I've been told that the LEARS from Lear Jet had a daughter that they named Crystal Shanda....or Crystal Shanda Lear.....how cool is that???  Luv,
Rainbow~
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lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted April 30, 2004 01:36 PM
Philip McKracken - usually goes by 'Phil'... (oh, I feel so sorry for some of these people) IP: Logged |
moondreamer
Knowflake Posts: 503
From: durban
Registered: Nov 2002
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posted April 30, 2004 02:17 PM
Here are two that will crack you up laughing(JUst a note of warning:The names are RUDE to say the least)A colleague in my class knows a couple in which the husband is named WAYNE KING and the wife's name is LEE KING.How embarassing can that get? 
MD
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lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted April 30, 2004 03:58 PM
This happened a couple of years ago,Roma (age 8) "Mommy, Mrs. Army Ho want a conference with you friday" (handing me a conference slip) Me: "really? does she let you call her that"? signed Mrs. Armijo
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Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 03, 2004 09:51 PM
There seems to be a lot of dicks out there.
Not to forget about the actor Tim Allen, he had to drop the Dick as last name to get into the movie business. Here are some of the Dick Jokes and names he writes in his book:I'm a Dick Yes.I am a Dick. My closet friends know I'm a Dick.Infact, my brothers are Dicks, my cousins are Dicks,and my sister- before she was married-was a Dick. My dad? One incredible Dick,and the Dick responsible for me being a Dick. My name almost got me kicked out of a restaurant once. After I'd politely told the hostess,"Dick, party of six," she said,"Excuse me?" like I'd offened her.I said, " what's the problem? I'm Mr. Dick, and it's a party of six,"Her face tightened with contempt, and she said, "really, sir. I don't have to take this." "Take this? I was getting (tired of dickering?) ticked off. I said,"Lady, you got a problem with Dicks? I've been a Dick all my life. I'd like to see you be a Dick just for one day!" The hostess was about to signal the manager when my wife spoke up. "Excuse me,miss," she said, sweetly. "My husband's correct. He is a Dick. Which, I guess, makes me a Dick, too." For a moment, she let that hang in the air, then added," Now what about taht table?" Solane Star 
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Twin Lady
Knowflake Posts: 624
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2003
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posted May 03, 2004 11:33 PM
Solane Star,I laughed all over again when I read your rendition of Tim Allen's writings. The first time I read it in his book I laughed till the tears rolled down my face and when I tried to read it aloud to a few others, I laughed so much I couldn't get the words out in an intelligible way. Just struck my funny bone, big time. IP: Logged |
Sheaa Olein
Knowflake Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 06:56 AM
Just got in the office a little while ago an blindly clicked on a back page, like 19 or something and found this - glad I did, made an entertaining gurgling sound for the otherwise silent office, as a result of giggling whilst gulping coffee..
 Here's another cool site;
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_285.htm ------------------
"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." ;-)
-Albert Einstein IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 10:30 AM
LIONEY!!!
Phil McKracken is what I named my parrot! Hence, my post name. Phil!
When we were kids we drove past a house, and on the mailbox was the name Pussy. Those poor people! IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 11:42 AM
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miss_apples
Knowflake Posts: 632
From: white bear lake, MN, USA
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 11:47 AM
I used to work for the collection department of the local telephone company and I once had to call a customer named Dat Ho (Dat is pronounced the same as the slang version of the word "that")IP: Logged |
Sheaa Olein
Knowflake Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 11:59 AM
No way!  I would have to snigger a little if I talked to her, thinking it's a wind up! IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 02:39 PM
My first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Burpee. I remember always feeling really bad for her when I was a child. LOL!IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 05:28 PM
My first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Dunkin. Always made me hungry for donuts.IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted November 16, 2004 05:42 PM
I used to work at a fitness center as a telemarketer (yes! one of those dreaded telemarkerters).....and I remember calling a guy named.....Won Hung Lo.....(how could I ever forget that?  ) Love,
Rainbow
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moonbaby
Knowflake Posts: 301
From: uk
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted November 16, 2004 05:56 PM
my english teacher was miss butt...she was engaged to...and finally married mr blackshe had a double barrelled surname by the time I left....courtesy of the students : D ...she was white as well....ooooh, the irony IP: Logged |
Irish Eyes
Knowflake Posts: 461
From: PA,USA
Registered: Apr 2004
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posted November 18, 2004 09:20 AM
I went to school with girl who's father's name was:ELMER BUDD I still laugh about it today IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
Knowflake Posts: 2681
From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted November 18, 2004 10:23 PM
I was delivered by a guy named "Dr. Born"Also, there was this guy I graduated with whose name was Ben(jamin) Dean Hover. And the last name of my old boyfriend was "Mullett." He had long hair, too, and people begged him all the time to get the haircut to match his name! IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
Knowflake Posts: 3944
From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted November 19, 2004 01:57 AM
I had a student named : "Ivanna Fux" (technically pronounced eeevonna Fooks)My friends dad is named dick beaver, hes a sex therapist, his patients call him dr.Beaver. The dentist across the hall from mine is "Dr.Rott" IP: Logged |
ipr
Knowflake Posts: 35
From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted November 19, 2004 04:29 AM
This topic is hilarious!!I also have a few: I went to school with a guy named Harry Dyck (pronounced "Dick")...I kid you not! My mother-in-law's maiden name is Dyck (also pronounced "Dick"). My husband and I were at a management conference where the topic was "You Can't Be Serious: Humour in the Workplace". One of the exercises was to create a fun personality for yourself by taking the name of one of your childhood pets as your first name and your mother's maiden name as your last name. We were then to each stand up and introduce ourselves as this person. My husband stood up and said, "Hi. I'm Happy Dyck." I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair! My sister won $1,000. in a radio contest for best company name. At the time she worked at Hooker Appraisals. IP: Logged |
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