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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted September 26, 2003 10:29 AM         

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This is politically incorrect but it sure made me this a.m....

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells

No offence intended; chalk it up to my 'bizzare'psychiatrically challenged Aqua humor

juniperb

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posted September 26, 2003 10:30 AM         

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posted September 26, 2003 10:34 AM         

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I like your bizzare humour!

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posted September 26, 2003 10:35 AM         

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Bows, Oxy, I hear what you hear

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posted September 26, 2003 10:38 AM         

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(btw, personally I don't give a hoot about PC, it's like the Thought Police!)

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posted September 26, 2003 10:39 AM         

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Omg, i can't stop smiling and laughing today.

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posted September 26, 2003 10:44 AM           

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That.
Is.
Hilarious.

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posted September 26, 2003 01:23 PM         

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Santa Claus is coming to get me....

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posted September 26, 2003 01:37 PM         

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Juniper...girl, you made my day
Reading that just caused me to be ROFLMAO
Thanks, I needed that.

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-K
"Most people love with restraint
As if they were someday to hate
We hated gently, carefully
As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight

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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted September 26, 2003 01:39 PM         

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this one rang a real ding dong bell with me:

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.....

How many of these characters do you know?

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posted September 26, 2003 02:42 PM           

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ARGH! SANTAS' COMING TO GET ME! *runs*

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posted September 26, 2003 02:47 PM         

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Oh Juniperb what a giggle Thanks for posting that - just what I needed today

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posted September 26, 2003 05:34 PM         

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AHAAA!!! That's funny!!!
the OCD one-

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posted September 26, 2003 05:39 PM         

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hidden digs.

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Get some Love in your groove, just get hip to Forgive...- Michael Franks

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posted September 26, 2003 05:55 PM           

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*nods*

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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted September 26, 2003 06:19 PM         

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Yes, but pleeeze don`t tell my Cancer a Personallity Disorder has been likened to his crabby elf

juniperb

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