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Topic: jwhop, Check Tis Real Estate Out
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pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 27, 2003 05:32 PM
 
There is no way I am letting this funpark of a thread get buried......
TO THE TOP!!!!!!IP: Logged |
La-Tee-Da
Knowflake Posts: 1445
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted December 28, 2003 06:41 AM
Whew!! I would have liked to have some help moving the 12 ft Christmas tree into the saloon, but all you guys were busy shopping!! It took me and the mules 4 hours to decorate and now it's almost time to take it down!! And Juni's llamas kept eating the popcorn strings off, as soon as I put them up!! Everyone got fur covered pasties from Santa!! Yeah!!!  YeeHaw!!! I just saw Pixelpixie's picture!! WOW!!! Beautiful!! Our Sheriff is HOT!!HOT!!HOT!! ------------------
Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 28, 2003 01:09 PM
OH!!! La-Tee-Da!!! 
Well, thank ya! I checked out you too....we can't have our Mayors breaking their arms, too many important decisions to make....was it the llamas? *very sexy Mayor by the way*
The men were busy learning their dance steps, over in the local theatre.... I'll bet they can't wait to try on their furry pasties though... Can we get the designer/sewer to make them some furry thongs too? I think fluidity in movement would be improved when not distracted by different textures. How is the food coming, Harpyr?
Juni- good job on the super duper pooper scooper-ing, I haven't dirtied up my mules yet!
*grabs dulled silver star, breathes hotly to fog it up, rubs it on vest, admires the shine.*
I'm glad we are all such law abiding citizens here, but I do have to say, other than strip poker night at the salloon, I haven't had alot of activity.... By the way....
Jwhop... sorry about that loaded hand the other night, I just wanted to see if the costume design was being worn by you as well.... you didn't disappoint! 
Back to the station....*shuffles away doing the two-step*IP: Logged |
La-Tee-Da
Knowflake Posts: 1445
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted December 29, 2003 07:55 AM
The broken arm was the llamas vs. the mules and I in the middle!! The llamas are very competitive and the mules are very stubborn!!!I think furry G's would be wonderful....of course, they might tickle the boys, but it will be all the more fun!!! Ah yes, the dance steps!! Randall is still wearing his boots on the wrong feet....can someone show him how to put boots on correctly. Once that is accomplished, I think he will fall right in with the rest of the boys. The backward boots will make him fall off the stage and he will not look good in a lime green cast and pasties!!!! Harpyr has a whole batch of hotdogs to get inside the Chuck Wagon, so any volunteers will be greatly appreciated. The mules and the llamas get sloppy with the hotdogs. Well, git along little doggies...yeehaw!!!
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Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 25287
From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted December 29, 2003 09:42 AM
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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted December 29, 2003 11:16 AM
Hear Hear, business as usual.  LTD, the llamas are very sorry and said they were only trying to teach grace and prancing to the mules. Which, they say, boots or no boots, has two left feet much as Randall does. They also would like to cut a deal with Harypr. Fresh orchard grass supplied on demand will be traded for organic poop to fertilize the gardens with. The more grass given, the more poop in return  Pixelpixie, modeling for the guys will commence at high noon. jwhop first with his furry G, cowboy boots and 10 gallon hat  . You may fill in the the line up and order the G of choice and accessories. Please keep in mind that Randall hasn`t mastered the Hustle yet and needs encouragement. A boot check will be required per La-Tee-Da`s observation. juniperb  ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 29, 2003 01:02 PM
I think it may be all of Randall's hair...it may be throwing his momentum off. 
I propose he mosey on over to the saloon, and I will braid it for him. Then I will commence with a boot check... Maybe he responds better to live music? We could have the mules braying and a chorus of Llama guffaws, and any talented knowflakes playing and singing. I'll bet that would inspire him. Or should we just proceed with a feather flogging?
By the way.... Good deal Juni, on the grass for poop.... you sure are a great businesswoman! The more grass supplied, the more they supply! The mechanics of the bartering astounds me!! Yay Poop!IP: Logged |
La-Tee-Da
Knowflake Posts: 1445
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted December 30, 2003 06:37 AM
Yes!!! A braid for Randall....then he could whip it around when he does his turns on the line dancing!!! You could twine some flashing lights into his hair for the live performance. What do you think? Llamas are forgiven...but it was really not their fault that I broke my arm. Those gosh durn Mules are just too ruff!!! Getting pushed while wearing feather mules and chaps can make one lose their balance. And then a 10 gallon hat on top of everything else...whew! a girl doesn't stand a chance!! Poop for grass is a great barter, in my opinion. Juni, you are just brilliant!! Did you guys see all the mushed hot dogs lying in the middle of the street? Those mules and llamas thought they were toys!! Silly creatures ------------------
Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 30, 2003 07:54 PM
I thought they were toys too.....
Kidding!!! Those are total urban legends!!!!IP: Logged |
Harpyr
Knowflake Posts: 2255
From: land of the midnight sun
Registered: Dec 2002
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posted December 30, 2003 11:09 PM
Grass for poo? It's a deal. Actually the grazers have been worked into my master permaculture food forest grand design. They will serve a mighty important service of pruning grass and edible shrubs and of course, pooping. I have a proposal as well.  I would like to design a humanure composting and greywater marsh filtering system for all of our public buildings (and anyone who wants help converting their private homes as well!) which will serve the excellent purpose of fertilizing all the of the soil reparation that needs to be done on these here dusty dry desert lands while also making the most of our most precious resource, our water. The process of creating a food forest will take several years and building up new, fertile topsoil via mulching and composting is the first, foremost important steps.
What say you, Tortilla Flats Knowflakevillians? 
Questions? Concerns?
Do we use the concensus process around these parts for town decisions?  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted December 31, 2003 12:51 AM
Harpyr.... you are too smart fer mah smalltown blood. Greywater...humanure.... I get the gist of it...the only concern would be..... should we collectively pool and invest our towns budget in pot-pourri or air freshener stocks? How about some Nag Champa? I reckon between our foulness and the mules and llamas and other critters, it'd be a might 'ripe'. S'okay, My sensitive nose and I will live upwind, on a hill..... I am a little anal retentive... maybe that would work to my advantage in this case?
Other than that...very progressive. I propose wind and solar harnessed energy too. I recently heard something about the potential of soy beans as power sources....IP: Logged |
pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 7314
From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
Registered: May 2002
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posted August 09, 2004 12:45 AM
To the top..and check out the new pictures!!! http://photobucket.com/albums/v385/pidaua/ IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted August 09, 2004 01:23 AM
Well, Tortilla Flats looks like it could stand a LindaLand makeover. Great pics pidaua, look at that clear blue sky!  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 09, 2004 02:15 AM
OH!
'Tis the old haunt. Break out the chaps and spurs, ladies and gents, the sheriff's back in town!!!!
Oh how I've missed this place. Goes right *here* Taps chest. Oh... that's where I put that star!!!!!  IP: Logged |
pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 7314
From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
Registered: May 2002
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posted August 09, 2004 02:43 AM
Thanks jwhop..I will be going by there again next month. I am moving to AZ and my dad lives right outside of Phoenix. He already has a couple of trips planned to go to Apache Lake, which means we will be passing by the new LindaLand Flats!!! I will take more pictures.Pixie, watch where you pin that star..don't want to hurt any precious items. LOL.. ON that note..I can't sleep..I am packing and while I was going through drawers I found.. MY GRASS skirt and COCONUT BRA...LOL....Of course I had to strip down and try it on..Hmmmmm wonder if that will work at the LindaLand Flats Saloon? jwhop....can we have a Hawaii night? I will bring the coconuts..someone want to bring the lotion? LOL...man I am bad... IP: Logged |
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