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From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Registered: Sep 2003

posted April 28, 2004 10:44 PM         

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Ok, this one was just sooo totally wrong, and I shouldn't have laughed, because I LOVE animals, but the guy who said it said it with SUCH a hilariously questioning look on his face and a hugely quirked eye-brow I couldn't help myself.....

Didja hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club?

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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted April 28, 2004 10:52 PM         

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I love you dearly alchemiest, but please keep your lite shining by NEVER passing that atrocious excuse for a joke along !!

juniperb

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posted April 29, 2004 12:23 AM         

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Oh, Juni, I posted one earlier, the last one on the first page.. It made me laugh.. read it!!!!

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posted April 29, 2004 12:33 AM         

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Pixie. ahhh, I needed that one !

Knock knock... who`s there? Orange. Orange who Orange you glad PixelPixie pointed the joke out and made you laugh ...

Thanks Pix

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posted April 29, 2004 12:42 AM         

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"Orange you glad"....

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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted April 29, 2004 12:54 AM         

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Yes, I`ll toddle off to bed with a snicker and a visual.

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posted April 29, 2004 04:19 AM         

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this is pretty bad but consider where I live

A man walks into a bar, has a seat and says to the bartender "I'll have a scotch, get yourself one and the douche bag at the end of the bar"

Bartender says "Sir we don't refer to our patrons as such"

"get her one anyway" says the man

Bartender walks to the end of the bar and says "Miss the gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will you have?

the girl says "a vinegar and water please"

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From: Somewhere over the rainbow
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posted April 29, 2004 03:47 PM         

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Sorry, didn't mean to hurt anyone;s sensitivities with that one.
It was pretty bad, and I can assure you I never did pass that one along.
It WAS the worst joke that ever got me laughing though.....

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posted April 29, 2004 06:43 PM         

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Alchemiest, I love your honesty

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From: Covina,California,U.S.A
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posted April 29, 2004 09:36 PM         

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President Bushs reason for going to war against iraq:

"Sadam Hussein is harboring weapons of mass destruction and we will disarm him"

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posted April 30, 2004 01:53 AM         

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Oh my. I have such a goofy sense of humor, I can't even choose...
This wasn't a joke, but an incident-
friend: I only have sex in months that end in "-arch".
me: how many months end in "-arch"? March, that's one.
friend: April.
me: [fake laugh] very funny. [another fake laugh]
....and then I started laughing hysterically until I cried.

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posted April 30, 2004 02:11 AM         

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Wow, distant drummer, that was a funny one.

Don't you have an ACTUAL sense of humour? You should share it.. I'd get a kick out of it.

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From: The second star to the right (which shines in the night for'eer)
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posted April 30, 2004 06:01 PM         

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QOS - your going to have to explain that one. Does it have something to do with "positions"?
pixelpixie - of course.

Okay here's mine:

I was driving down the street the other day with my uncle (we were going to pick up some paint for my room) anyway this ambulance came out of nowhere so we pulled aside and let it go and then all of a sudden it came to a screeching halt, and the back doors flew open and this silver cannister fell out. But the ambulance guy just shut the doors and the ambulance pulled off. So we stopped to pick it up and see what it. We looked inside and it was a big toe. So right away my uncle gets on the phone and starts making all of these phone calls and finally I'm like, "who are you calling?" and he goes, "a tow truck."

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posted April 30, 2004 06:26 PM         

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Okay I just wrote this and it didn't even come up after I was thanked for posting my message. Okay, but this is worth it so here goes.

[i] My uncle and I were driving down the street the other day (we were going to pick up paint for my room). Anyway, were about to go through the light when this ambulance came out of nowhere and then all of a sudden it came to a screeching halt and the back doors flew open and this little silver cannister fell out but the ambulance guy just shut the doors and the ambulance drove away. So my uncle jumps out of the car and picks up the cannister to look inside to see what was in it because maybe it was something that they needed. We looked inside and there was a big toe! So my uncle gets on his cell phone and starts making all these calls so finally I'm like, "who are you calling?" and he goes, "a tow truck."

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posted April 30, 2004 06:27 PM         

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what is going on?

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posted April 30, 2004 06:28 PM         

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with who... what... where?

Toe truck

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posted April 30, 2004 06:31 PM         

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testing

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posted April 30, 2004 06:31 PM         

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for the love of sweet Mary Margaret

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From: The second star to the right (which shines in the night for'eer)
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posted April 30, 2004 06:32 PM         

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For corn's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted April 30, 2004 06:33 PM         

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For the love of sweet Sally!!!!!!!!

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posted April 30, 2004 06:34 PM         

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bullbutter

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posted April 30, 2004 07:40 PM         

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Testing again

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posted May 01, 2004 02:14 AM         

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You is funny!

You know, that's been happening to me too lately.. now, every time I open a new page, I hit 'refresh' and the posts show up. I do it automatically now, as a matter of course.

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posted May 01, 2004 02:49 AM         

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Never happens to me (I have a cable modem). Must be a dial-up thing.

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posted May 01, 2004 08:35 AM         

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We don`t have cable this far out and dsl prices are too high for my budget.

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