posted July 14, 2004 04:33 PM         

"The Twelve Tickles"

I like teasing my friends when they do something in keeping with the traits of their Sun Sign. One such occasion involved a Scorpio woman who was being tickled by her boyfriend. She looked at him with a stern expression and ordered him to "Stop it!" My response was "Oooo, you're such a Scorpio!"

So, I've been working on a a list of reactions:

Aries would have tickled back until *you* were begging her to stop.

Taurus would just roll over and sit on you.

Gemini would have giggled and tickled back, then realized that she had forgotten what she was going to say just before the tickling started.

Cancer will just get up without saying anything, walk into her room, and slam the door. She won't come out for hours and will bring up the whole incident ten years later in the middle of a fight.

Leo would get extremely offended, and would look at you with utter incomprehension when you explained that it was only fair, since she felt free to tickle you.

Virgo will stare at you without laughing until you stop.

Libra would have enjoyed it until it messed up her outfit.

Scorpio will at first succumb to the tickling, then suddenly, through an effort of sheer willpower, regain her composure, stare you fixedly straight in the eye and say, "Stop it! now! or else!"

Sagittarius would have tickled back, then when you were in the other room, started tickling the guy sitting on her other side.

Capricorn never gets tickled because she's always working late at the office.

Aquarius would have quietly extricated herself with a small smile while trying to think of a way the entire group could have fun with the tickling.

Pisces will at first hate the tickling, then decide she liked it, because, after all, it's what the other person wants.

posted July 14, 2004 06:10 PM         

Sheaa

posted July 14, 2004 06:20 PM         

There is something with *Taurus'* and them being *Tickle Monsters*

You know one TOO Sheaa!?!?!

posted July 14, 2004 06:53 PM         

I would also roll him up really tight in a blanket, like a "mummy" at the top of the stairs and send him flying- sliding down them.

*Weeeee* that was fun!
As you can see there werent many toys around to play with! And my little Saggie bro was up for just about anything that sounded fun! LOL

posted July 14, 2004 07:49 PM         

This joke went; Stupid Sid was in court and the judge said "Sid you were booked for going the wrong way down I one way street" and Sid goes "But I was only going one way" .....................................
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*tumbleweeds* ssswwwiiiiisssshhh

I KKNOW but it was the best thing ever when I was ummm.. 8!!!

And yup - the taurean ticklemonsters exist f'sure!!

This is terrible but I remember tickling my teacher at primary school!! She was called Mrs Snell, and I remember being about 7years old - cracking a joke at the front of the class for whatever reason, I tickled her!!??! I mean what was I on - can't even remember how it came about, but she was real fun too though, that was a cool school

Oh yeah - the rolled up blanket thing, found pictures of me doing that in another house share back in 2001 - ahh the days

posted July 14, 2004 11:55 PM         

I remember riding down the stairs on a long couch cushion ( Nope, it wasn't the green plastic variety .) With my brother and best friend.. we'd do it for hours!!! So much fun!!
*Where was my mother?
I also remember putting on mom's bright red lipstick with my friend and chasing down my brother and his best friend, planting smooches all over them. They secretly liked it, I'm sure... ha ha ha ha.
Omigosh.. nother memory.. this one shameful! My best friend and I were in my room, and talking to my bro's best friend and himself through the grate.. they were in the basement.. My best friend said I had a crush on my brother's best friend ( I did.. so did he) We were so young. I smacked her with my jewellery box! I was so mad when she told him. I can't believe I did that!!!! Still think I'm nice?
She forgave me, we were the best of friends for years!! I don't even know her sign... I think Aquarius or Pisces.. February....