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Author Topic:   If this was your last five minutes on earth, how would you spend it?
Gia
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posted July 30, 2004 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
I posed this question to my nearest and dearest who replied, " Oh now let me see, I'd probably want to spend it having a good s**g!!"

Of course I thought to myself, what a waste of valuable time that would be. I told him I would spend my last five minutes calling all my friends and loved ones, thanking them for blessing my life.

To which the 'Wise One" responded, " Oh yeah, just like a women to talk herself to death, and you still wouldn't have time to finish!!!"

I thought perhaps he's right after all. We could go out in a blaze of instead.

How would you spend yours? These are your last five minutes. Think about it.

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pixelpixie
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posted July 30, 2004 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I'd be calling someone and having sex.. they'd understand..... not exactly time for 'prudence' and tact.
Who knows really.. I think I would be very shocked , so I'd spend my last minutes going- "Yeah right.. only five minutes? What? No..... that can't be right! I demand a recount!!!" Probably fritter it away with the mundane. Not knowing what to do. Isn't that what we al do? Who could think about being 'deep' at a time like that?

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Gia
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posted July 30, 2004 03:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
I might have known it would be my little Pixie friend, who else is up this late? I think you are very probably right about that one Pixelpixie.

Good job women can do more than one thing at the same time isn't it?

Gia

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pixelpixie
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posted July 30, 2004 03:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Multitasking extraordinaire!!!!!

I don't think I could have an orgasm though... not while on the phone.
Can I say Orgasm?

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Charlotte
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posted July 30, 2004 03:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
Pix-Pix, You just did...

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Charlotte
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posted July 30, 2004 03:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
I'd go straight for the chocolate...

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Gia
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posted July 30, 2004 03:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Whats that?


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pixelpixie
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posted July 30, 2004 03:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message

So I did.
So... SEX, Loving one's loved ones, and chocolate.
This list is great!!! Let's just go ahead and do all those things tomorrow anyway, shall we?
Only with the orgasm.
(I said it again...heeheeheeheheeee)

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Charlotte
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posted July 30, 2004 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message

Gia, what a "yummy" thread that this is turning out to be...
Sounds like a splendid idea Pix-Pix...

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Gia
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posted July 30, 2004 04:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
You are impish and infectious little Pixie.

To use the "O" word three times in succession!!!!..... Do excuse me whilst I recline in shock. I mean hardly an in depth spiritual dialogue is it?

To think I always thought an orgasam was something to be viewed under a microscope too.

Gia

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ghanima81
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posted July 30, 2004 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message
What? Five minutes... um, okay...
Yes, chocolate, visiting with bestest friends and family, hugging them all quickly, then on to the sex.... they'd all understand, I'm sure.

Just can't be so selfish in bed, must make it a quick ''O''.... usually takes ages.

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Solane Star
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posted July 30, 2004 07:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Having sex, while listening to some of your fav. music. Getting the beat right in 5min.s

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Philbird
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posted July 31, 2004 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I'd listen to Stairway to heaven and spend the time forgiving myself for knowing how to tell time.

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paras
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posted July 31, 2004 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
Well, it's good to see that the body's instinct for preservation of the species is still alive and strong in so many of you...

I have a question about the question. Is this everybody's last five minutes, or just mine? Are we talking end-of-the world scenario or just one personal death? It makes a difference, you know...

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SunChild
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posted July 31, 2004 02:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
...I would just be

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Gia
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posted July 31, 2004 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Time is ony an illusion anyway Philly.
I guess you won't have to forgive yourself that one!

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Gia
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posted July 31, 2004 03:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Paras,
I had already thought about that. I think I'd probably be interested in both personal and global scenarios.

Be it personal, or global, it's your choice. Perhaps for some it makes no difference. What about your last five minutes?

Gia

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paras
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posted July 31, 2004 08:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
Ok, Gia, I'll answer it both ways.

Oh, btw, I love your answer, SunChild.

If it were just my last five minutes, I would probably spend it regretting that it was only five minutes. Can't I have a few hours or a day's warning? Pleeeease???

If it were everyone's last five minutes, I would probably try to tune into the same wavelength as SunChild...

In either case, I would be very excited to finally find out what happens after death, firsthand and for sure.

I don't think I would "do" much of anything. It would mostly be a period of mental preparation. (Me? Mental? Go figure.)

Of course, I'm a wannabe Immortal, so that should never happen.

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TINK
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posted July 31, 2004 10:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm. Depends on where I am. If I'm anywhere near the ocean that's where I'm headed. Otherwise, sit me down lotus position in front of a very large stereo and play "Ode to Joy" and I will go out with a happy heart. "Ode to Joy" on the beach would be bonus points but I don't suppose I should hold out for it. Same thing for personal and worldwide demise.

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pixelpixie
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posted July 31, 2004 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Oh Tink.. I love your answer! SolaneStar too.
The happy light heart we feel from a particular piece of music.......... FAB!
I liked SunChild's too.
Just be. But Whatever else can we ever do?

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Charlotte
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posted July 31, 2004 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
SunChild...great! answer.

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Philbird
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posted August 01, 2004 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
IF, is a big word, so I'd have some of you folks do a lexigram on that statement. See what comes up. I guess I'd also have to consider who told me I only had five minutes, then ask them what does five minutes look like. (it would probably take 45 minutes to do that)
I would then have at least fifty minutes. Since there are so many time zones in the world, different people would die at different times, so some would actually have more than five minutes. That's not five minutes. They are liars. No one would die in five minutes. How would we synchronize our watches? Then I'd ask another,and another,and another question till he/she drops dead. I'd confuse them to death. Then I'd change my underwear.

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proxieme
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PB -

TINK - Otherwise, sit me down lotus position in front of a very large stereo and play "Ode to Joy" and I will go out with a happy heart.
Very nice answer.
Very nice.
I might do that, too, though not the beach unless there was no one else there.
OK, maybe only people I loved.
And big waves. Great waves with dolphins jumping through them like in the morning at Virginia Beach.
Or I might go for a mountain stream in the early spring, roaring from the thaw swell.
West Virginia with blue and white translucent stands of ice on the hills.
Or a massive thunderstorm rolling through a southern afternoon, the sky dark but the air electric with lightning.
Or a farm field in the Fall, all golden and orange.
God I'll miss this place when I go.
The beings that I Love will still be with me - they always are, I guess, wiping away this illusion of time - but I wonder if there'll be rain in the other place.
I wonder if there'll be puddles and rocks if I want there to be, and spiders and mockingbirds and cats to watch.
Call me unenlightened, call me what you will, but I sure do like the smell and feel of good dirt.

I wonder if the spirit of Here will stay.

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TINK
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posted August 01, 2004 08:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
That was a beautiful poem Proxieme
I daresay Uncle Walt would have liked that one.

There is so much power and beauty in Creation. I understand why we were tempted to stay.

(ps you're right. I should have specified - I must be alone on the beach. Or else if there is someone there they must be off in the distance and I mustn't know who they are)

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juniperb
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