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posted August 25, 2004 04:05 PM         

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"I'll taketh my tweezers to your sliver."

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posted August 25, 2004 04:07 PM         

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LOL!! ahahahaha....we said sliver!

(we're so cliver )

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posted August 25, 2004 04:12 PM         

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And waitith by the mailbox for the maileth you deliver.

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posted August 25, 2004 05:42 PM         

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Then give you that smile that says come hither...

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posted August 25, 2004 07:44 PM         

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with such a smile

I could only shiver

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posted August 25, 2004 07:47 PM         

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like unsheathing your arrow out of your quiver

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posted August 26, 2004 01:34 AM         

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Maybe you need to dunk your head into the river

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posted August 26, 2004 03:33 AM         

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posted August 26, 2004 09:58 AM         

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or have yourself a big helping of liver

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posted August 26, 2004 10:27 AM         

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and something strong to wash that down

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posted August 26, 2004 10:32 AM         

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with'er

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posted August 27, 2004 02:18 AM         

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then face your love with a look that says

Come hither

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posted August 28, 2004 01:20 AM         

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So she hithered over to him and,

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posted August 28, 2004 01:40 AM         

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Guess what he did next?!

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posted August 28, 2004 01:54 AM         

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Besides looking perplexed?

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posted August 28, 2004 02:55 AM         

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he grabbed that lady betwex..
(it's a poetic between, doncha' know...)

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posted August 28, 2004 03:43 AM         

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...and cast on him a little hex

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posted August 28, 2004 03:46 AM         

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So that he would crave the cereal "Chex"

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posted August 28, 2004 12:29 PM         

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and enjoy some of Chevy's fresh Mex...

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posted August 28, 2004 12:31 PM         

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and his muscle he would flex.

And her cellphone he did text,

because he always...

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posted August 28, 2004 04:52 PM         

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used his flexed muscle to text

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posted August 29, 2004 05:03 AM         

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Want to have sext?

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posted August 30, 2004 12:41 AM         

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You bext!!!

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posted August 30, 2004 12:52 AM         

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We could play all day with a viagra RX-t!

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posted August 30, 2004 01:00 AM         

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He would still be up and revving, saying to the ladies~ "Next!!"

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