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Topic: I feel sorry for female whales
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LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted September 18, 2004 07:52 PM
... something tells me he's not standing at full attention ATM... OMG
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aqua Knowflake Posts: 2805 From: dreamland Registered: Jan 2004
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posted September 18, 2004 09:57 PM
oh my!! IP: Logged |
Everlong Knowflake Posts: 931 From: Southeast Florida Registered: Nov 2003
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posted September 18, 2004 10:36 PM
:O.My eyes! MY VIRGIN EYES! I AM SCARRED! *Plans lawsuit* ------------------ "Out of your depth or not, it's up to you whether you sink or swim." IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 19, 2004 09:17 PM
Well now, put it in perspective.... The female whales, I would hope, should have their own extra grande sized 'sheaths' to accomodate the whale-of-a-dong there. If not, then you know what they're moaning about on those Whale Sound nature tapes. IP: Logged |
StarLover33 Knowflake Posts: 3061 From: King Arthur's Camelot Registered: Jun 2002
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posted September 19, 2004 09:30 PM
Whales are my favorite animals. -StarLover IP: Logged |
Solane Star Knowflake Posts: 5378 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 19, 2004 09:37 PM
Want to be one in my next life time.IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 19, 2004 09:48 PM
I read somewhere, they can measure up to 12 feet long!!!! I have a headache!IP: Logged |
Solane Star Knowflake Posts: 5378 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 19, 2004 10:00 PM
I thought that sex was a cure for a headache, takes your mind off of it?IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted September 19, 2004 10:56 PM
Good point Pixie. Her stuff must be like a black hole!!! IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 19, 2004 11:08 PM
StarLover~~~~why are you sad? I believe they are simply moving him. Or are you upset that you were subjected to his member? Ah.. all natural.IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 19, 2004 11:10 PM
LOL! IP: Logged |
Gia Knowflake Posts: 1154 From: California Registered: May 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:02 PM
I wonder what it weighs in proportion to the rest of him? I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like it before. Ah well, always a first time I suppose! Gia IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:17 PM
Hmmmm, I wonder if Chinese restaurants serve that part up and call it "Dong Wong Schlong Soup." With broccoli of course! If you had to choose, which would you pick, that or Monkey Brains? IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:17 PM
In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicules weight about 10 kg (22 pounds). http://whale.wheelock.edu/archives/ask97/0135.html It's called a dork, you know IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:22 PM
Monkey brains... all the way!IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:22 PM
Kinda makes you have a whole different perspective on horses, huh?IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 12:59 PM
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Gia Knowflake Posts: 1154 From: California Registered: May 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 08:15 PM
Oh my gosh it's bigger than me!Are you sure? Gia IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted September 20, 2004 08:53 PM
No, Gia. I've not measured one personally That's just what THEY say. IP: Logged |
Gia Knowflake Posts: 1154 From: California Registered: May 2004
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posted September 21, 2004 02:43 PM
All this time I really thought you had. Gia IP: Logged |
paras Knowflake Posts: 1660 From: the Heart of It All Registered: May 2004
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posted September 21, 2004 09:39 PM
Just when I thought I'd seen everything on the Internet.. sheesh, now Whale Porn. IP: Logged |
Solane Star Knowflake Posts: 5378 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 22, 2004 12:59 AM
Well now I would have to call that A WHALE OF A TIME. Whale porn that is.IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted September 22, 2004 12:02 PM
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SunChild Moderator Posts: 4032 From: Australia Registered: Jan 2004
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posted September 22, 2004 07:06 PM
That was a good laugh, thanx!- I had no idea. IP: Logged |