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posted October 05, 2004 06:39 PM         

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THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a
lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation
that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.You have no
idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only
will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her
pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love
and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they
think
there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care
about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However, if there is one flaw in women, it is that they forget their WORTH.

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posted October 05, 2004 08:50 PM         

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posted October 05, 2004 10:25 PM         

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How true is that? I'd like to come back on this subject and say a few words about why I think women are like this. I'll have to do it when I'm less pushed for time though.

This word 'UNWORTHY' has the words
'ON OUR OWN' in it. We forget we are children of God and NEVER separated from our creator, unless we BELIEVE we are.

How can you be unworthy when you have a divine lineage? The Kingdom is within us, so is the power and so is the glory.

Gia

Thank you for this reminder.

Gia

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posted October 05, 2004 10:34 PM         

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Thanks guys for being there to let me share.

Truly Blessed by the company that I keep!!!

Solane Star

You guys are s

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posted October 05, 2004 10:39 PM         

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Ha! Quite.

Thank You for that Solane Star.
Some women never even realize that from the beginning.

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Get some love in your groove, just get hip to forgive... - Michael Franks

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posted October 06, 2004 02:49 AM         

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That is a lovely piece of prose. THANK YOU for sharing that!!

Karen SD
prouder than ever to be a woman!

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posted October 06, 2004 04:34 AM         

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Very nice, Solane. Will your next post be entitled "What is a Man Worth"?

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posted October 06, 2004 11:02 AM         

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good one
you forgot natural childbirth
(I'm leaving now, my hips hurt)

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