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posted November 15, 2004 01:01 PM         

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" BATON ROUGE, LA

Beavers Weave Stolen Cash Into Dam

GREENSBURG, La. (AP) - It was probably the world's richest beaver dam. Beavers found a bag of bills stolen from a video poker casino last week, tore it open and wove the money into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek north of Louisiana Highway 48. Major Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish Sheriff's Office says bills used to build the dam were still whole.

The money was part of 70- to 75-thousand dollars taken from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg. About 40-thousand dollars was recovered. Authorities expect to find the rest in a safety deposit box at a bank in Mississippi.

Saint Helena Parish Sheriff's deputies have accused a security guard at the truck stop casino of disabling its security cameras. Jacqueline Wall faces a charge of felony theft. She told investigators a ski-masked gunman made her help him empty all the casino's safes, then kidnapped her, knocked her out and left her in an uninhabited area of East Feliciana Parish.

Deputies had searched for the money for days before an attorney called with a tip: the money had been thrown into the creek. The attorney's client hopes to make a deal with prosecutors.

(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.) "

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posted November 15, 2004 01:05 PM         

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posted November 15, 2004 01:14 PM         

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Beavers Rule.

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posted November 15, 2004 04:48 PM         

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Seems to me, the attorney should be making a deal with the beavers! OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!! It's a little big! Tough, I can't control it!

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posted November 15, 2004 04:50 PM         

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HOLY BEAVER!!!!!!!! LMAO!! That scared the sh!t out of me Philbird....as I scrolled down....

AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Well I'll be DAMNED! (lol)

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posted November 15, 2004 04:52 PM         

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Well, at least I found one! LMAO! He really isbig huh!

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posted November 15, 2004 04:53 PM         

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.....true, true.....

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posted November 15, 2004 04:57 PM         

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YEAH he IS!!!! You know the song by Primus? "Wynona's got a BIG Brown Beaver". That is now lodged in my head.

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posted November 15, 2004 04:57 PM         

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There you are! We may have to call the humane society. Or Uncle Billy Bob!
"Gotta fetch that thar beaver, For he eats ma trees!"

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posted November 15, 2004 04:59 PM         

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LOL!

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posted November 15, 2004 04:59 PM         

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LMAO!!! I don't know how to make it small- er!

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posted November 15, 2004 05:00 PM         

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DON"T!!!! JUST LEAVE IT!! It's hilarious!

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posted November 15, 2004 05:08 PM         

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Funny how the first to want us to leave the beavers alone is a Taurus.

Dealbreaker.

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posted November 15, 2004 05:20 PM         

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I'm on the floor, I'm on the floor!!!
Ahhh, who gives a dam!

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posted November 15, 2004 05:22 PM         

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WHAT? I LOVE Beavers!!! There's one in particular that I dont "leave alone" though.

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posted November 15, 2004 05:24 PM         

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Thanks for the spring board A.J.!!!

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posted November 15, 2004 05:26 PM         

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OMG! You sure know how to push the envelope 26! (my beaver is bigger than your beaver!)
Nanny Nanny Butt Butt!!

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posted November 15, 2004 05:28 PM         

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LOL! That's fine by me!

Nanny nanny Beav Beav!!!

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