posted November 19, 2004 01:51 PM              

People are bidding on that?!

posted November 19, 2004 02:25 PM            

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People have written asking me if I anticipate blessings from the time I create her and ship her to the buyer, I do expect so. I have won $7.00 (lifetime total) on different occasions at the Lottery store near my house, and can show the receipts to the high bidder upon request.

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posted November 19, 2004 02:29 PM              

California Based Designer Offers Do-It-Yourself Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Toast Kit
Wednesday November 17, 2:28 pm ET

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 17 /PRNewswire/ -- Christopher Curry, Web Designer and Technology Consultant for SHRIMPO LLC, has announced the creation of the "Blessed Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Creation Kit" for sale on eBay (eBay item: 5536183757).
The kit, with an opening bid of $3,500, offers the ability for the bid winner to create their own "holy toast" in a sandwich kit that includes: bread, toaster, two bottles of Holy Water and detailed instructions. Curry reaffirms that the Blessed Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Creation Kit is not a joke, but will actually be created, blessed by a Catholic priest and shipped to the winning bidder.

Questions for the Blessed Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Creation Kit are pouring into the eBay site and range from the blasphemous to the curious. "This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen posted on eBay," writes one member. Curry has been responding publicly, on the eBay page, to most of the questions on the site.

"I believe that God exists everywhere and in everything," says Curry. "He and the Virgin Mary therefore must exist in sandwiches created through my kit.

My sandwiches are no different than others on eBay that cost so much more.
This one lets people create their own Holy sandwiches to distribute on their
own."

Christopher Curry, and his company SHRIMPO LLC, is no foreigner to parody or controversy: on September 11, 2001 he has made news previously when it announced that it had developed a software mechanism to take control of Osama Binladin family's official website, whose domain registration expired simultaneously with the tragic events of September 11, 2001. "The controversy remains whether the 9/11 expiration dates were just a remarkable coincidence or if this truly was a warning code," said Christopher Curry, Principal of SHRIMPO LLC and Internet technology consultant. The Binladin website now ponders the question and irony of Osama's family domain name expiring on the very same day that he attacked America. His experiences will be included in an upcoming documentary 'Bin Laden: A Dynasty of Terror,' Joel Soler's follow up film to his successful 'Uncle Saddam.'

Christopher Curry and SHRIMPO LLC are a consultancy group focused on streamlining business communications between the human interface and technology.

Christopher Curry
of SHRIMPO LLC
chris@chriscurry.com

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posted November 19, 2004 02:53 PM              

Q: I notice that all of your products are Jewish/Christian in origin. My I suggest that you expand your market to include other items as well. You could always have the Mohamad Melba Melt, Bacon & Budha, or the ever popular Peppered-Vishnu-Stew (in bread bowl of course). Answered on Nov-19-04
A: These are wonderful ideas and will entertain them. I think I saw Allah in a Fallafel in Amsterdam once - but, then again I was seeing lots of deities and spirits during my stay in Amsterdam.

Q: $14,000 for a sandwich maker? Holy crap. Answered on Nov-18-04
A: No. No. Not Holy crap - altho that could be a by-product of making a sandwich with The Blessed Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Kit.

Q: If you eat said sandwich, will the byproduct resemble Jesus in any way? Answered on Nov-18-04
A: I cant speculate on that. But, my theory is God is everywhere - there for he must be present in said "by-product"

Q: Why would anyone pay 14 thousand for a "kit" to make a grilled cheese with a face; which can't be made out as virgin mary? Guess what? I am going to make a grilled cheese and take a red marker and sketch a picture of god on it and sell it on here for 2 million.. I will say the lord drew it, in your blood... You are a crazy assed retard who belongs in a nut house!!! So, just suck my balls!! Answered on Nov-18-04
A: OK, let me get this straight (so to speak): You want me to suck your balls, you draw with red markers on your food - and I belong in a nuthouse?

Q: Dear Seller, In the interests of religious discrimination, I must protest ! Why do you offer no food kits for those of other faiths ? Will you be brancing out to cater for Judaism, Taoism, Buddhism, Islam etc ?? Awaiting your most holy reply, Ali ben Moshi Chow Ishenberg Answered on Nov-18-04
A: Hello Ali - We hope to offer other faiths. As mentioned in my original auction; there will be the Allah Fallafel Kit, The Yakshini Wonderful Punjabi Leavened Bread Kit, and The Chippewa Earth God Bread Maker

posted November 19, 2004 07:21 PM              

ROFL!
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COMING SOON - CHECK OUT OUR AUCTIONS COMING SOON:

HOLY JESUS BLT KIT - YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS ON A YUMMY BLT

HOLY MOSES PASTRAMI KIT - FOR THE KOSHER EATERS OUT THERE

HOLY POPES OF THE 20TH CENTURY SANDWICH TRAY
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GUARANTEED TO CREATE THE IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN MARY IN ALL OF YOUR SANDWICHES OR WILL REFUND ALL YOUR MONEY

She makes Holy Tacos, Quesadillas, and Tortillas also.

posted November 19, 2004 07:28 PM            

I e mailed the guy and asked if it came with Jesus Jelly and Moses Mustard. He laughed and said "Now that's just plain silly!"
I also asked if I would still need to take communion and he said,

"If I eat the toast on Sunday, before I go to church, will I still need to take communion?"

What do I look like Vatican 3? Good question though. I would still go for the Holy Communion though - maybe even a little wine on the side.

"You drserve every cent you get for the toaster! Humor is priceless!"

Thank you. God bless you. And, please buy my product.

Ha Ha