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Topic: Three Vampires *~Joke~*
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LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted November 24, 2004 05:01 PM
 
3 vampires wanna see who can suck the most blood at the least time.The first one flies away and comes back after 10 mins. The other ask, "Where were you?"
He says, "Do you see that club? There were at about 200 ppl, I sucked them all out!" The second one flies away and comes back after 10 mins. The others ask, "Where were you?" He answers, "Do you see that building over there? There's a wedding. All of them were drunk and lying on the floor yet, I sucked them all out!" The third one flies away and comes back after 2 mins the whole face full of blood.
The other surprised, "Damn, where were you?"
He answers, "Look over there! Do you see that wall? I didn't!" IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 25287
From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted November 24, 2004 05:08 PM
That joke really sucks!  ------------------
"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted November 24, 2004 05:56 PM
HA HA!!!!
And so did yours.
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26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted November 24, 2004 08:27 PM
Here's a REAL groaner:A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the assistant, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week" *dodges tomatoes*  IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted November 24, 2004 08:36 PM
LOL RandallIP: Logged |
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