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LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 07:28 PM
... Philly posted in GU http://www.fuali.com/tests.aspx (There are three pages of them) So far I'm: I am 40% A-hole/B!tch.
You may think you are an a-hole or a b!tch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you. I am 23% White Trash. You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box. I am 23% Hippie. MAO!!! What? Are you a Republican? Why did you even bother taken this test?! Go back to your George W. Bush fan club and tell them you just wasted 10 minutes of your life. At least you don’t stink, man. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 21, 2005 07:37 PM
Oh I am so sick of editing..... I am 37% Hippie. Step away from the tie-dye. You smell too good to be a hippie and your dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
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LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 07:40 PM
What are you up to up there, Pix?*************************************** ooh... and don't miss the story maker: http://www.fuali.com/boldwords.aspx ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young WAITRESS named FRED. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the BEAUTIFUL forest when he met SLIPPERY BARNEY, a run-away TEACHER from the WET Queen WILMA. FRED could see that SLIPPERY BARNEY was hungry so he reached into his DUMPSTER and give him his DRY CHEETOS. SLIPPERY BARNEY was thankful for FRED's CHEETOS, so he told FRED a very SHINEY story about Queen WILMA's daughter BETTY. How her mother, the WET Queen WILMA, kept her locked away in a SKY SCRAPER protected by a gigantic HUMMING BIRD, because BETTY was so SPARKLY. FRED SWAM. He vowed to SLIPPERY BARNEY the TEACHER that he would save the SPARKLY BETTY. He would HOP the HUMMING BIRD, and take BETTY far away from her eveil mother, the WET Queen WILMA, and HUMP her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a SOFT POOPING and SLIPPERY BARNEY the TEACHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HUMMING BIRD from his story. WET Queen WILMA RAN out from behind a TOILET and struck FRED dead. In the far off SKY SCRAPER you could hear a TOOT TOOT TOOT. THE END.
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 21, 2005 07:49 PM
Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named HORRACIO. He was LOVINGLY NOTHING in the CARELESS forest when he met BONKING GONZALES, a run-away STEWARD from the CLASSLESS Queen MULVA.HORRACIO could see that BONKING GONZALES was hungry so he reached into his URN and give him his SORROWFUL ENDIVE. BONKING GONZALES was thankful for HORRACIO's ENDIVE, so he told HORRACIO a very HUMONGOUS story about Queen MULVA's daughter TWINKLETOES. How her mother, the CLASSLESS Queen MULVA, kept her locked away in a ZOO ENCLOSURE protected by a gigantic AMINAL?, because TWINKLETOES was so SKIPPING. HORRACIO PICKLED. He vowed to BONKING GONZALES the STEWARD that he would save the SKIPPING TWINKLETOES. He would SLIP the AMINAL?, and take TWINKLETOES far away from her eveil mother, the CLASSLESS Queen MULVA, and KISS her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a WANDERING GODZILLA and BONKING GONZALES the STEWARD began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic AMINAL? from his story. CLASSLESS Queen MULVA WHIPPED out from behind a SPOON and struck HORRACIO dead. In the far off ZOO ENCLOSURE you could hear a SNAP. THE END. IP: Logged |
Sun_Scorpion Knowflake Posts: 1768 From: UK Registered: Aug 2003
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posted January 21, 2005 07:51 PM
Rotfl LibraSparkle!!! These are hilarious!!! ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) I am 18% White Trash. You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box. I am 47% Hippie. (D'oh!!) Step away from the tie-dye. You smell too good to be a hippie and your dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man. Lmao!!! I didnt even know I was a 'wanna-be-hippie'!!!
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laglady Knowflake Posts: 295 From: Registered: Nov 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 07:56 PM
funny stuff ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/smile.gif) couldn't get the picture to work.. 51%redneck ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/tongue.gif) IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:00 PM
To post the image, right click on it ... go down to properties. Copy and paste the URL between [img] and [/img] with no spaces.Just copy/paste the text. IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:02 PM
MULVA?? ROTFLMAO! Seinfeld fan, hmmmm? IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:11 PM
You are 52% Hippie, man! Even though I wasn't born until 1963! Man! IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus Knowflake Posts: 2474 From: upstate NY, USA Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:19 PM
I love these tests22% White Trash: Not at All White Trashy! 39% Hippie: Wanna Be Hippie! IP: Logged |
TINK Knowflake Posts: 3831 From: New England Registered: Mar 2003
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posted January 21, 2005 08:22 PM
79% Evil Genius Am I the only one that did that test??!! IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus Knowflake Posts: 2474 From: upstate NY, USA Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:29 PM
![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named JONAH. He was SNOBBILY NOTHING in the SMELLY forest when he met HAPPY RALPH, a run-away WALMART GREETER from the RED Queen MARIA. JONAH could see that HAPPY RALPH was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his BUMPY CHEEZ WHIZ. HAPPY RALPH was thankful for JONAH's CHEEZ WHIZ, so he told JONAH a very HILARIOUS story about Queen MARIA's daughter CHANTAL. How her mother, the RED Queen MARIA, kept her locked away in a HOUSEBOAT protected by a gigantic LLAMA, because CHANTAL was so WONDERFUL. JONAH KICKED. He vowed to HAPPY RALPH the WALMART GREETER that he would save the WONDERFUL CHANTAL. He would DANCE the LLAMA, and take CHANTAL far away from her eveil mother, the RED Queen MARIA, and SCREAM her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a STINKY TORNADO and HAPPY RALPH the WALMART GREETER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LLAMA from his story. RED Queen MARIA RAN out from behind a STUFFED ANIMAL and struck JONAH dead. In the far off HOUSEBOAT you could hear a CHAINSAW. IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:39 PM
47% Internet Addict! Some of you should take that test!I took the evil/genius test, but... I didn't like my score! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:45 PM
LMAO This is too much.Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young FOOT REFLEXOLOGIST named EDGAR. He was DISOWNING NOTHING in the TWO POINT ONE MILLION forest when he met GOODY TWO SHOE RICARDO, a run-away CHAKRA BALANCER from the SATURATED Queen ROLONDA. EDGAR could see that GOODY TWO SHOE RICARDO was hungry so he reached into his EASTER BASKET and give him his BIG NUTS AND BERRIES. GOODY TWO SHOE RICARDO was thankful for EDGAR's NUTS AND BERRIES, so he told EDGAR a very FANCY story about Queen ROLONDA's daughter FANNIE. How her mother, the SATURATED Queen ROLONDA, kept her locked away in a NUT HOUSE protected by a gigantic OCTOPUS, because FANNIE was so NERD. EDGAR JAZZERSIZED. He vowed to GOODY TWO SHOE RICARDO the CHAKRA BALANCER that he would save the NERD FANNIE. He would NEEDLE POINT the OCTOPUS, and take FANNIE far away from her eveil mother, the SATURATED Queen ROLONDA, and JUMPING JACK her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLUE BANDANA FLOOD and GOODY TWO SHOE RICARDO the CHAKRA BALANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OCTOPUS from his story. SATURATED Queen ROLONDA HOPSCOTCHED out from behind a LADLE and struck EDGAR dead. In the far off NUT HOUSE you could hear a TEETHING BABY. THE END. IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus Knowflake Posts: 2474 From: upstate NY, USA Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:48 PM
26T! I especially like "Fannie was so nerd". ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 08:51 PM
*wipes tears*IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 09:00 PM
Anyone know of other sites with fun tests? I love them!IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 09:07 PM
Hi Philly, I'm playing on this Mad Lib one. ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/biggrin.gif) http://www.seawana.com/madlib_list.php IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 21, 2005 09:09 PM
Even though I dont remember my pronouns from my verbs and anymore. LOL IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted January 22, 2005 03:48 PM
Oh dear, granny said I would grow out of it. ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/frown.gif) I am 82% White Trash. Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. You are the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, you have no clue what epitome means.
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Aquarian Girl Knowflake Posts: 591 From: Registered: Aug 2004
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posted January 22, 2005 07:13 PM
11% white trash You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box. I dunno about the politics, but yeah, lol. 54% evil genius
Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings. MWAHAHAHA! ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/wink.gif) IP: Logged |
LeoSweetHeart Knowflake Posts: 539 From: Registered: Nov 2004
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posted January 22, 2005 08:18 PM
hahaha this so funny! ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young ACTOR named ESTEBAN. He was RED NOTHING in the ADORABLE forest when he met SENSITIVE MIKE, a run-away SKATER from the DIRTY Queen CHRISTINA. ESTEBAN could see that SENSITIVE MIKE was hungry so he reached into his TRASH CAN and give him his PURPLE ICE CREAM. SENSITIVE MIKE was thankful for ESTEBAN's ICE CREAM, so he told ESTEBAN a very MEAN story about Queen CHRISTINA's daughter SAMIRA. How her mother, the DIRTY Queen CHRISTINA, kept her locked away in a SKY SCRAPER protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because SAMIRA was so CRIPPLED. ESTEBAN RAN. He vowed to SENSITIVE MIKE the SKATER that he would save the CRIPPLED SAMIRA. He would HIKE the PENGUIN, and take SAMIRA far away from her eveil mother, the DIRTY Queen CHRISTINA, and SNORKLE her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOVELY RAIN and SENSITIVE MIKE the SKATER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. DIRTY Queen CHRISTINA SWAM out from behind a BALL and struck ESTEBAN dead. In the far off SKY SCRAPER you could hear a BANG. THE END. Yaya I'm only 3% white trash..
4% ***** ******* I'm just a sweet, innocent girl..huh well I'll show you! 40% hippie..I'm a wanna be! IP: Logged |
LeoSweetHeart Knowflake Posts: 539 From: Registered: Nov 2004
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posted January 22, 2005 08:44 PM
the business memo one is funny too ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) Your A Memo to Remember Subject: The CUNNING SHOES in the LIBRARY and Other Business. From: Mr. SPARKLY BLUE, TELEVISION Supervisor To: All Employees of AGGRESIVE KANGAROO Inc. It has come to my LOYAL attention that the LIBRARY has been QUICKLY SPANKED ON with CUNNING SHOES. I am tired of dealing with CARING employees and their CUNNING SHOES. The LIBRARY is meant for JUMPING. It is not a GARAGE room.
On a more RUDE note, I would like to GRAB all of you for the SNOTTY work you all did on the BUBBLE GUM PINK TRASH CAN account. You should all be BOLDLY PUNCHED. Also, be sure to welcome SARAH, the newest member of the TABLE department. They will be a LITTLE TELEPHONE to our family. SOFTLY Yours, Mr. SPARKLY BLUE, TELEVISION Supervisor.
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neptune's mermaid Knowflake Posts: 1069 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 23, 2005 12:22 PM
55% Evil Genius.I'm so disappointed I wanted it to be higher I'm gonna get a scar, a cat and find a guy with really good looks to foil my plans. IP: Logged |
ghanima81 Moderator Posts: 1577 From: MAINE! :) Registered: Aug 2003
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posted January 23, 2005 01:06 PM
I am 41% a$$hole/B*tch You may think you are an a$$hole or a b*tch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.I am 58% Hippie, Man You are not a child of the 60’s but your heart is true to the cause, man. You realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too! I am 55% evil genius Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings. I am 16% White Trash You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box. How can I be a hippie and an evil genius?? Or is it all a brilliant plan to engage the hearts and minds of all the tree-hugging bead wearing, animal-loving hippie freaks in doing my bidding, only to use them in the ultimate ''take over the world'' plan??? MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ghani IP: Logged |