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Topic: If you had to eat poo.......
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neptune's mermaid Knowflake Posts: 1069 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:17 PM
Pixie, it looks like me!! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:18 PM
I think BlueRoamer just wanted to start a fun thread. He knew we'd 'take it away' and blow it up in a matter of minutes. IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus Knowflake Posts: 2474 From: upstate NY, USA Registered: Oct 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:21 PM
OMFG!!! I can't breeeatheeee those smileys banging the silverware make me laugh so hard!IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:22 PM
Poo. Poo. And more poo..... IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid Knowflake Posts: 1069 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:24 PM
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 15, 2005 02:27 PM
I got that big guy on this page.. http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=obscene I pressed one of those individual ones at the bottom, but I can't remember which one.... I never can remember...... IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:29 PM
K. Have a good day ladies. I'm off to my new job. IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid Knowflake Posts: 1069 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:37 PM
Here's where I got the weird smilies http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party.php Good luck 26 IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 15, 2005 02:37 PM
ooh, new job!! you'll have to tell us later.I went to a big stooopid seminar today. Then I work later this afternoon. Where's that pukey guy again? Maybe I'd rather eat poo. OOOooh,, he's fun!!! IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid Knowflake Posts: 1069 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 02:43 PM
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Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 03:00 PM
Pix, I'll share, you can have the big half. What ever wiggles, makes you giggle. EAT BUGS! Funny, I only saw my post, and about 15 minutes later, there were 34 of them! IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted March 15, 2005 04:08 PM
It cannot be bug poo I'm sorry...it has to be an enormous human poo. It's not mushy, its a fairly solid, average sized log, not particularly smelly, but not pleasant either. If it makes you feel better it can be your own poo.I can't believe you guys are actually tryign to figure out WHY I would post this, isn't it obvious? I LOVE POO IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 15, 2005 04:24 PM
Blueroamer.. if you like it so much, can we all just watch you eat your cilantro poo? Must we partake of the poo? Is it really poo season.. and really.. what would the nutritive value really be, as all the nutrients have been taken from it... it's waste, after all.... is it all in the type of condiment? Like, if I chose poo and parsley, I need calcium, and dark leafy greens? The parsley would take the poo taste away, I imagine.... Am I giving this too much thought?IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 05:02 PM
OK Blue roamer... Can we all poo in a paper bag, put it on your front porch, light it on fire, let it burn to ashes, step on it and let you cook up a big cilantro/poo keish!(sp) IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 05:23 PM
My son had an idea. Eat, poo. Put a funnel with a long tube on it and shove the tube from your mouth to your butt. Put your poo into the funnel and you can eat it as many times as you want. No disguises needed!IP: Logged |
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 2681 From: ohio Registered: Aug 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 05:52 PM
Chocolate covered! Oooh! Oooh! Maybe lay the log down in a plastic dish and top it with a few scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry... A Sh*t Split!Yum! The ice cream stores just opened up a few weeks ago... I'll have to see if it's on the menu! Thanks for the great idea BlueRoamer! IP: Logged |
Danny Knowflake Posts: 210 From: I wanna be where you are Registered: Jan 2005
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posted March 15, 2005 08:49 PM
Poo with an extra helping of turd please. Yummy Howd'ya guess BR? IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 15, 2005 10:19 PM
LMAO! A Sh't Split! IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted March 16, 2005 12:08 AM
Woah woah back up i didn't hear you...... what did poo say?IP: Logged |
hooked Knowflake Posts: 278 From: Registered: Feb 2003
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posted March 16, 2005 12:12 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWW...cilantro is disgusting!
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26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 16, 2005 12:12 AM
Youre softer than a shoe full of sh!t.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 16, 2005 01:19 AM
Omigosh.. y'all are hilarious!! I don't like to laugh at poo jokes, it makes me uncomfortable.. but you have opened up the channels of my ex-poo-riences. I thank you for that. Poo is funny. Everybody makes poo. Unless they can't.IP: Logged |
lovely* Knowflake Posts: 2141 From: CA Registered: Jul 2003
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posted March 16, 2005 03:47 AM
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lovely* Knowflake Posts: 2141 From: CA Registered: Jul 2003
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posted March 16, 2005 03:55 AM
if i had to, i would toss my crap in a salad-i guess. crap salad.ok this has been funny, but im literally sick with the thought..
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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted March 16, 2005 04:38 AM
How about a poopsicle? Yo quiero mierda
This dog looks so satisfied, almost sexually aroused..... IP: Logged |