Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted April 26, 2005 08:57 AM         

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A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a ***** .
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!

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From: PA,USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted April 26, 2005 09:30 AM         

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Love it! Sums it up!

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posted April 26, 2005 09:42 AM         

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Bluemoon -

Thanks, I needed that!

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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com
Registered: Mar 2005

posted April 26, 2005 11:11 AM         

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I'm definitely different...that girl stuff, jewelry, shopping, beauty shops....yuccck!
But it is a good one!(the poem).

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted April 26, 2005 12:28 PM         

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I didn't write it. Got it in an e-mail.

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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted April 26, 2005 03:41 PM         

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That's a great e-mail Bluemoon, just loved it!!!

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Registered: Jun 2004

posted April 28, 2005 02:19 AM         

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Love it!!!

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posted April 28, 2005 06:48 AM         

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i always knew the truth was humourous

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