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Topic: Living in 2005
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SunChild Moderator Posts: 4032 From: Australia Registered: Jan 2004
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posted July 13, 2005 07:54 PM
> > > You know you're living in 2005 when... > > > > > > 1 You accidentally enter your password on the > > > microwave. > > > > > > 2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in > > > years. > > > > > > 3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach > > > your family of 4. > > > > > > 4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next > > > to you. > > > > > > 5 Your reason for not staying in touch with > > > friends is that they don't > > > have e-mail addresses. > > > > > > 6 When you go home after a long day at work you > > > still answer the phone > > > in a business manner. > > > > > > 7 When you make phone calls from home, you > > > accidentally dial " 0 " to > > > get an outside line. > > > > > > 8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and > > > worked for three > > > different companies. > > > > > > 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 > > > o'clock news . > > > > > > 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your > > > job. > > > > > > 12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are > > > more likely to get > > > long-service awards. AND.............. > > > > > > 13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and > > > smiling. > > > > > > 14 As you read this list, you think about > > > forwarding it to your > > > "friends." > > > 15 You got this email from a friend that never > > > talks to you anymore, > > > except to send you jokes from the net. > > > > > > 16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 > > > > > > 17 You actually scrolled back up to check that > > > there wasn't a #9 > > > > > > 18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
------------------ "The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 13, 2005 07:56 PM
Yep, I scrolled back and sure enough..no #9 IP: Logged |
Svetlana Knowflake Posts: 254 From: USA Registered: Jul 2005
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posted July 13, 2005 08:25 PM
I forwarded it to my friends ------------------ You can't lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. J. Peers IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 13, 2005 09:14 PM
Jwhop.. this is important, I think it has something to do with The Beetles.........sssssssshhhhhhh..... they might be watching IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 13, 2005 09:24 PM
You may well be right Pixie..Beetles!! Well, it did get me thinking about my bottle of Love Potion #9. Damned cops. IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 13, 2005 10:51 PM
Good stuff! IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 13, 2005 11:00 PM
Hello 26T, how's the sweetest Taurus this side of...the stars? Well hell, let's go all the way.How's the sweetest Taurus this side of the Galactic Center? IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 13, 2005 11:12 PM
Hi jwhop!! I'm super, thanks for asking! How are you, you crazy cat? IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 13, 2005 11:23 PM
Well, they can call me Ray or they can call me Jay and some may call me May but only 26T can call me crazy cat! Of course you're super 26T, just what I'd expect! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 13, 2005 11:36 PM
"Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy"......I mean Ray. "Just get yourself free"*ahem* Little Paul Simon there. One of my good friends and I used to call each other that. And you ARE a 'cat'. So, it's a good thing. And you didnt tell me how you were! But you sound good....so good! IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 14, 2005 12:09 AM
Well, of course I'm good...but it would be a mistake to think I'm too good Still, thanks for asking.I can't top your lyrics but believe me when I say: Someday, When I'm feeling low, And the world is cold; I will feel a glow just thinking of you, And the way you look tonight.
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26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 14, 2005 12:32 AM
I do believe you, you big love bug. Can I call you that too? Damn, cant think of any good lyrics to give you atm..... How 'bout another kiss? IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 14, 2005 12:35 AM
Is it too obvious that our Suns are in each other's 7th houses?
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 14, 2005 12:36 AM
trumps That's my two IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 14, 2005 12:42 AM
Yay, happy thread! I like happy threads. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 14, 2005 02:10 AM
Hmmm, two of my most favorite ladies...and romantics to the core...in spite of any protestations to the contrary Kisses rule:kiss So, its off to dreamland...but not before imparting a little Cat wisdom, sealed with a BTW, there's lots of things or designations that don't come close to "lovebug":laughing I just adore happy threads...and happy endings...and to that end, don't be caught on the wrong side of the mountain..... There was a girl, there was a boy If they had met they might have found a world of joy But she lived on the morning side of the mountain And he lived on the twilight side of the hill They never met, they never kissed And they will never know what happiness they missed For she lived on the morning side of the mountain And he lived on the twilight side of the hill For love's a rose that never grows Without the kiss of the morning dew And every Jack must have a Jill To know the thrill of a dream that comes true..... So, never cease exploring the other side of that mountain... IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 14, 2005 02:54 AM
Jwhop Just so you know. I know that when any female enters a Leo's lair, they're your favourites. I don't hold it against you, It is one of my most prized Leo observations! Happy to be one of 'em.IP: Logged |
sweetlibra Knowflake Posts: 1382 From: Registered: Oct 2004
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posted July 14, 2005 03:54 AM
Good one ------------------ Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 14, 2005 04:40 PM
You're far too young...and fair to be cynical Pixie IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 14, 2005 05:18 PM
Crap! I know all those songs! Ok, since it's a happy thread... here is my first kiss at L.L. to all of you! I'm no longer a virgin Mary. Hey SunChild!
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jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted July 15, 2005 01:13 AM
Hey Philbird, anyone who remembers those songs deserves a IP: Logged |