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'Single and Sassy' - Homer's bumper sticker. All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
If he is so smart, how come he is dead? .
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Marge, your paintings look like the things they look like.
What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."
Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.
I hope I didn't brain my damage.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Marge, please. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories ... Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the ... things? Uh ... the things.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces. Just know they're about to jab me with something.
If god didn't want me to eat in church, he would've made gluttony a sin.
... and I'm not impressed easily ... VOW! a blue car!!!
Bart : Gee ... Sorry for being born.
Homer : I've been waiting for so long to hear that.
And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.
Lisa : Wait a minute, rhinos don't come from eggs.
Homer : What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa : But ...
Homer : What did you just see, Lisa?
Ok I couldn’t be bothered to read anymore lol the site had too many quotes. I so loved this show when I was little - and Homer is so stupid but cute lol
Well anyway, hope this put a smile on your face 
Lindaland
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posted July 28, 2005 07:43 AM
posted July 28, 2005 08:00 AM
that he is 