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Topic: If LL was a village?
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Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted July 30, 2005 07:48 PM
 
topless dancers????? OMG
Thanks for sharing, Mernurse!!!!!!!!!!!
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WaterNymph
Knowflake Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005
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posted July 30, 2005 07:57 PM
GASP!!! No boys allowed in my shop!!!!!!! I’m kidding of course, I swing both ways  KIDDING!!!   Oh my, I'm finally losing it  IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted July 30, 2005 08:15 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!!!!IP: Logged |
alchemiest
Knowflake Posts: 699
From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Registered: Sep 2003
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posted July 30, 2005 09:23 PM
I'll be the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. But at my butchery, we shall serve only soy. Every day shall be tofurkey day. With pineapples. I will also live in a shoe. IP: Logged |
Saturn's Child
Knowflake Posts: 867
From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004
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posted July 30, 2005 10:32 PM
Yes indeed...to the bar top dancers!
Taking applications now...Pixie? Sue g?Both male & female applicants are welcome!!
Sign up now!!!! IP: Logged |
elemiah
Knowflake Posts: 84
From: spain
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 08:04 AM
All right then, since this village has no Mayor, I´ll go for it. Sorry, no election campaign here, but I promise I won´t burden you with taxes or curfew times. Town Hall will be open only in the morning.You can see me at Saturn´s Saloon´s meeting room if there is an emergency. I hope there are many jam sessions in the bar, Sue g is sure to know many a tune!IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 10:52 AM
Wooooo hoooo!!! I can't wait to go the the pub! What fun!! I hope I dont have a bad hang over in the morning when it is time to watch the kids.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 11:25 AM
I want to go visit alchemiests' shoe.
So if any one comes to my haunted welcoming house and I am not there, tell the fairy hanging by the rosebush you were there,(leave a thimble fulll of honey, or some tofurkey,  she loves them) and come find me at the shoe.
With a lolly in my mouth and some new vintage clothes on my (non-topless) bod.
I'll go a-dancin' later.IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 12:23 PM
Thanks for making my morning guys! This thread is histerical!I'll be the village igit. I don't have spell check!
I do however have more money than I know what to do with, so I can afford to be poor.
I'll open the comedy club, hang around in my undies, stroke the cat, have massive parties and let L.S. clean up after. (If she wants to.) I won't attend the parties, I'll just throw them. I'll be at the bank. Exactly what size is that shoe? A.G., you know those snakes can cost $300.00 and up? You'll need a loan. Ehh, I'll lend out horses so beggers can ride. I won't have a real purpose. I'd sneak bites off the gingerbread house, offer discounts on rat control. Invest in Tofurkey. Ohhhh, forget it, I'll run the asylum. Free meds! Free healthcare too. DENTAL!!!! I said FREE DENTAL!!!! You'll find me in the park, on the bench under a newspaper. (The weather would be mild year round.) I think I'm losing it! What is in those lollipops? IP: Logged |
moonshine
Knowflake Posts: 599
From: UK
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 12:43 PM
purrrrrrrrrr *me likes being stroked* IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 02:05 PM
Me likes stroking!IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 03:00 PM
I like the health care benefits. Lets see, My house needs a BIG Yard, with a fence and Lot of stuff to play with. Swing set, slide, see-saw, a pool(with a BIG fence), we don't want any accidents. A BIG flower/veggie garden, lots of Cats. I can be the crazy cat lady, too. (I will keep the adult toys inside, in my secret room)
(((Strokes Moonshine)))) IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 03:07 PM
Yay!  I'm a great cook. We can have shin-digs at BM's place. BBQ with salads straight from the garden, swimming, play with the kitties ( double entendre)... it'll be a blast! IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 03:20 PM
Hey guys I am off to get that lipo suction stuff whatever its called before I strip off and do topless dancing thankyou very much LOL xx
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elemiah
Knowflake Posts: 84
From: spain
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 03:28 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha, sue g, that was hilarious. Maybe if we go together they might offer a special price *leaves for the desert Town Hall to close it down since this village doesn´t need it,hahahahaha and goes to check out the cooking at the bar*IP: Logged |
Saturn's Child
Knowflake Posts: 867
From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 03:51 PM
Ok...Sue, but you know that topless is purely optional....not at all required!!! You can certainly dance on the bar completely dressed!!!Now....belly up to the bar, all!!!!!!
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steelrose
Knowflake Posts: 810
From: Spain
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 04:55 PM
This is fun, guys!!!OK… I’ll be Sue’s young apprentice… Learning to be a healer to be as wise as she is one day… Living with her as her own daughter after she found me lost in the woods as a toddler, in a breezy summer night while she was looking for mandrake for a potion… A mysterious girl with snow white skin who is rumoured to be a Moon child cared by the wolves until Sue found me… My best friend would be Moonshine, the cat… And ScotScorp, who would grow some medicinal herbs for Sue… I’d go to pick the big bunches of fragant flowers and plants to her cottage… Even sometimes Sue, when not too busy with her potions, would spend the afternoon there, having nice cookies and cake from WaterNymph’s shop with herbal tea, with Bluemoon and her kids… I’d secretly admire LibraSparkle’s old library… Where I’m still too young to get into… Imagining all those wonderful secrets locked inside… I’d visit Pixie in the early evening, while everybody else is almost gone, just to hear the pipes… While secretly dreaming of the sexy Acoustic, who still thinks of me as the naďve little girl who used to run after Moonshine in the lavander fields…
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Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 05:04 PM
Oh, and I smell.
alchemist, can I help you tie your shoe? You have a wonderful soul.  IP: Logged |
Svetlana
Knowflake Posts: 254
From: USA
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 05:57 PM
Saturn's child,
Can I dance in your bar? I'm a great dancer! And I don't need lipo 
Where's an application? ------------------
You can't lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 05:58 PM
Definatly a clothing optional area will be in my yard. We can have a tall fence so no one will be offended. and a HUGE hot tub and sauna. I can teach the adults a little something tooooooooooooo!!!!!!IP: Logged |
miss_apples
Knowflake Posts: 632
From: white bear lake, MN, USA
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 06:05 PM
I'd either work for pixel pixie in the brothel or I could be the towns rock groupie IP: Logged |
Battle of Evermore
Knowflake Posts: 1145
From:
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 06:19 PM
Haha, this thread is funny... uh, I'd probably be the towns crazy drifter, sitting in the sidewalk, playing my guitar to try to earn enough money to eat. IP: Logged |
Saturn's Child
Knowflake Posts: 867
From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004
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posted July 31, 2005 08:52 PM
Svetlana! You're hired!!! Battle of Evermore...come play at the bar!!! IP: Logged |
Svetlana
Knowflake Posts: 254
From: USA
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted July 31, 2005 09:14 PM
Who-ho!
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You can't lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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alchemiest
Knowflake Posts: 699
From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Registered: Sep 2003
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posted July 31, 2005 09:35 PM
ahahahahaha you guys are hilarious!
All are welcome at my shoe, for that's where it's all at and you know it! It's a gargantuan structure, really. About the size of your average diplodocous. Stiletto. A veritable monument in honor of 'hooker's boots' everywhere. Red hot purple, as a matter of fact. Yes, I do have rather a nice 'soul', don't I Philly?  I always did think my stiletto had that little extra... oomph We shall have deliciously aphrodisiac candles and lots of gooey chocolatey baked goods. Yummm!
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