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Peri
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posted October 07, 2005 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ZODIAC COMPUTER VIRUSES

The ARIES virus reconfigures other computers so that your computer gets to download
files and images first!

The TAURUS virus backs up all your information on your hard drive without allowing you to delete anything, ever.

The GEMINI virus starts a new search every two minutes for great gossip, while it
visits chat rooms, plays internet games, interfaces with your fax and cell phone, runs
the printer and keeps track of your appointments all at the same time!

The CANCER virus constantly alerts you with recipes, home decorating ideas, gardening tips,and urgent messages from your mother.

The LEO virus downloads the MGM lion on your screensaver that roars every time you
boot your machine.

The VIRGO virus eliminates files and programs that you haven't used in a month and it creates and updates information that can be retrieved alphabetically, numerically, by the file name, subject, size,author's name, date, key words....

The LIBRA virus asks you indefinately if you're sure that you want to turn your computer on, turn it off, delete information or save information, continue on or stay where you are....

The SCORPIO virus automatically installs all the latest stuff you'd REALLY rather not know about from the deepest unsavory depths of the internet.

The SAGITTARIUS virus happily surfs the internet updating and installing information about travel adventures and foreign cultures.

The CAPRICORN virus will continually update you with current events, weather conditions, traffic information, and financial news---and you will learn to like it!

The AQUARIUS virus will randomly re-alphabetize your address list. It will also go into all of your files and spruce up your font colors.

The PISCES virus gives you constant horoscope and metaphysical updates. Then it shuts itself down....

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SunChild
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posted October 07, 2005 04:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHAHA!!!

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aqua
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posted October 07, 2005 08:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

good one!!

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WaterNymph
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posted October 07, 2005 10:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I’ll take the Aries & Virgo virus please

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AcousticGod
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posted October 07, 2005 12:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nice!

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future_uncertain
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posted October 07, 2005 04:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Love the libra and pisces ones!

These are funny!

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted October 08, 2005 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL

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Peri
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posted July 23, 2009 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
bump

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PeaceAngel
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posted July 24, 2009 04:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taurus virus in particular.

The Gemini virus sounds like me on a typical day in front of the computer.

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Randall
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posted July 25, 2009 03:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO!

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posted July 03, 2012 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted July 04, 2012 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted July 05, 2012 03:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Desiring Shadows     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sagittarius virus , you don't belong.. rofl

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Randall
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posted July 06, 2012 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Capricorn--you will learn to like it!

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posted August 07, 2012 12:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alma Sun
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posted August 16, 2012 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Alma Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wouldn't mind the Aries virus.

The Libra one would drive me mad.
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posted October 05, 2012 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Randall
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posted October 28, 2012 02:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
They're all funny.

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posted January 31, 2013 05:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
at Pisces.

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posted February 01, 2013 07:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Virgo!

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Randall
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posted February 02, 2013 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And Leo!

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Randall
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posted February 03, 2013 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Gemini one sounds like a great virus to have! Sign me up! Errr...I mean...infect me!

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Randall
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posted March 01, 2013 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yums to the Cancer one.

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posted January 19, 2014 04:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for astrofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peri:
ZODIAC COMPUTER VIRUSES

The [b]ARIES virus reconfigures other computers so that your computer gets to download
files and images first!

The TAURUS virus backs up all your information on your hard drive without allowing you to delete anything, ever.

The GEMINI virus starts a new search every two minutes for great gossip, while it
visits chat rooms, plays internet games, interfaces with your fax and cell phone, runs
the printer and keeps track of your appointments all at the same time!

The CANCER virus constantly alerts you with recipes, home decorating ideas, gardening tips,and urgent messages from your mother.

The LEO virus downloads the MGM lion on your screensaver that roars every time you
boot your machine.

The VIRGO virus eliminates files and programs that you haven't used in a month and it creates and updates information that can be retrieved alphabetically, numerically, by the file name, subject, size,author's name, date, key words....

The LIBRA virus asks you indefinately if you're sure that you want to turn your computer on, turn it off, delete information or save information, continue on or stay where you are....

The SCORPIO virus automatically installs all the latest stuff you'd REALLY rather not know about from the deepest unsavory depths of the internet.

The SAGITTARIUS virus happily surfs the internet updating and installing information about travel adventures and foreign cultures.

The CAPRICORN virus will continually update you with current events, weather conditions, traffic information, and financial news---and you will learn to like it!

The AQUARIUS virus will randomly re-alphabetize your address list. It will also go into all of your files and spruce up your font colors.

The PISCES virus gives you constant horoscope and metaphysical updates. Then it shuts itself down....[/B]


LOL especially the Pisces Libra and Cancer

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