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Topic: After Sex Comments by Sun Sign
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Peri
Moderator Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted November 24, 2005 04:56 AM
 
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you." Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
www.stevenforrest.com/humorpage.html IP: Logged |
Marina
Knowflake Posts: 99
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 05:46 AM
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Iqhunk
Knowflake Posts: 2132
From: Chennai
Registered: Oct 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 05:54 AM
Absolutely Brilliant! Now if only I could try it with the girls from each sign for the confirmation...IP: Logged |
Peri
Moderator Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted November 24, 2005 06:42 AM
 Don't forget to bring some pizza then   IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted November 24, 2005 07:33 AM
Scorpio"Perhaps I should untie you" hahahahahahaha....dead on there Peri....do any other Scorpios agree.....Pixie, fayte, nannyfsh....come out come out where ever you are.....hehe
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lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 09:52 AM
 Peri you're tooo funny
but you sure nailed it.
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Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted November 24, 2005 12:07 PM
Here's a whole bunch of the same.....
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WaterNymph
Knowflake Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 02:27 PM
I love em  IP: Logged |
celticfyre
Knowflake Posts: 578
From: VA,USA
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 07:44 PM
yeah perhaps I should untie you" bout sums it up...LOL------------------
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"In my end is my beginning"
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Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted November 24, 2005 08:23 PM
Make that pizza for three!!!  IP: Logged |
Iqhunk
Knowflake Posts: 2132
From: Chennai
Registered: Oct 2005
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posted November 25, 2005 01:38 AM
Me thinks to win over a Taurus girl, all I need is to order a multi topping pizza. I just love that uncomplicated Sign  ------------------
Sun-Cancer, Moon-Libra, Asc-ARIES, Mars-Taurus, Venus-Taurus, NorthNode-Libra. IP: Logged |
nannyfish
Knowflake Posts: 242
From: England
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted November 25, 2005 02:42 PM
I don't untie until I'm good and ready...*evil laugh*Scorp Sun IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted November 25, 2005 04:48 PM
hahahaha.....ooooohh you  you nannyfish IP: Logged |
nannyfish
Knowflake Posts: 242
From: England
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted November 26, 2005 04:00 AM
Hehehe...I likey this thread....Taurus: *streches back and yawns* I'm going to take a nap, wake me in an hour and we'll start round 2. This time using latex... Aqua: *bounces around bed barking like a dog and wagging his tail* Scorpio: Now that we are done with the appetizer, let's move onto the main course... *rummages through "special bag" in search of toys* Virgo: Would you like a glass of milk, I need to wash my hands... Cancer: Says: Nothing. Thinks: *Does this mean we are engaged?*
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pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 7314
From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
Registered: May 2002
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posted November 26, 2005 08:30 PM
LMAO... now my Taurus man experience is pretty different. (I'm a Saggie) they had no problem keeping up or wearing me out. My ex only needed a few minutes and would keep going or could push himself to just jump right in.. LOL....The new Taurus is similar. Afterwards, he likes to cuddle and talk (I'm cool with that) then he smiles coyly and says "Hmmm...are you ready for round 2?" LOL... I can't argue with that.. or their stamina or their self control Hee hee... but you MUST feed them almost immediately after the second round IP: Logged |
MAGUS of MUSIC
Knowflake Posts: 1497
From: The Highlands,NY,usa
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted November 28, 2005 10:16 PM
Whats in that bag O toys ya got thar ?IP: Logged |
Mystic Gemini
Knowflake Posts: 1973
From: New York City
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted November 30, 2005 01:03 PM
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"NEVER HAD AN ARIES Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." NEVER HAD A TAURUS
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
NEVER WILL I LOL Cancer: "When are we getting married?" CUTE LITTLE CANCERS
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
NEVER HAD A LEO
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
NEVER HAD ONE
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
LOL NEVER HAD ONE BUT I CAN IMAGINE
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
SCOPRION MEN ALWAYS JUMP ON ME. I'D CALL IT RAPE IF I WASN'T WILLING LOL
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
UGH. I NEED ROMANCE AND INTENSITY SO I DON'T THINK THIS WOULD DO. UNLESS THEY HAVE ALOT OF TAURUS IN THERE CHART AT LEAST. OR A BIT OF SCORPIO. Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" HE WAS ALWAYS SWEET AND AFFECTIONATE AFTERWARDS. TELLING ME I WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN COOKING FOR ME. Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" I THINK MY 8TH HOUSE IN AQUARIUS GETS THEM CRAZY. Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?" NEVER HAD ONE
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peace
Knowflake Posts: 1055
From: Honolulu,HI
Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 05, 2005 12:17 AM
Virgo
"I need to wash the sheets"Right on! IP: Logged |
Sun_Scorpion
Knowflake Posts: 1768
From: UK
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted December 05, 2005 12:58 PM
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