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posted December 28, 2005 05:35 AM         

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as in

Ben Franklins

"waste not
want not"

or as
my maiden
uncle
used to
say:

"monkey news
chimpanzee that"?

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posted December 29, 2005 09:51 PM         

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How about.......

Don't cry over the spilt milk
after the barn door has been locked.....

...or...

A penny earned
is not quite as much as a nickle

Don't leap before you look
and even then don't leap...

Beauty is...
as beauty does...
...same as Stew-pid!

A glass half full...
is also half empty...
and an empty mind
is a hard thing to waste...

Early to bed,
and early to rise,
makes a guy healthy, wealthy
and wise -
in other words - a wise guy...

Mary had a little lamb....
....and the Dr. fainted!

Okay...so I'm being utterly, ridiculiously silly...but it's just a mood....

...ring....

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posted December 29, 2005 09:54 PM         

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.....or did you mean, "Ooooooooooom," Pink fairy?

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posted December 30, 2005 01:11 AM         

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Think Not that you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.~ Kahlil Gibran

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posted December 30, 2005 02:45 AM         

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“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”-Churchill

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
Charles M. Schulz

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
Lyndon B. Johnson

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posted December 30, 2005 09:59 AM         

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O

there
is
talent
here

O

enchanted

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posted December 30, 2005 10:39 AM         

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I *try* to keep my thoughts positive. I don’t chant this or anything, but just keep it in mind.

“All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.” - Buddha

I like vagueness

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posted December 30, 2005 11:17 AM         

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O

vagueness

yes

its its its

very

vague

isnt it Water?

O
English
I
see

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posted December 30, 2005 03:21 PM         

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another piece of my wisdom

tomorrow
never come

O

it did
yesterday !

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posted December 30, 2005 03:23 PM         

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Life is a bowl of cherries
you just have to look out for the pits

who said that?

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posted December 30, 2005 03:28 PM         

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Someone one said:

"Life is just a chair of bowlies."

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posted December 30, 2005 03:33 PM         

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O

"If life
is a bowl
of cherries
what am I
doing in the
pits"

was written
by
Emma Bombeck

L

not sure who
wrote your
version

nice thought
tho

lady

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posted December 30, 2005 03:35 PM         

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thanks

There's no Time like the Present!

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posted December 30, 2005 03:39 PM         

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Here's one I heard awhile back:

The glass is either half full, or you have drunk too much!

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posted December 30, 2005 07:06 PM         

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argument
is
the worst
kind
of
conversation

john swift

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