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posted March 15, 2006 10:33 AM         

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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away
They moused
They faxed
They e-mailed
They e-mailed with attachments
They downloaded
They did spreadsheets
They wrote reports
They created labels and cards
They created charts and graphs
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword
known in underworld. Jesus just sighed
Finally the electricity came back on, and both restarted
their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's
all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate "Wait!" he screamed "That's not fair!? He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said

JESUS SAVES

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posted March 15, 2006 11:26 AM         

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posted March 15, 2006 11:42 AM         

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Nice!

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posted March 15, 2006 11:47 AM         

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LOL .Good one!.

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posted March 15, 2006 01:29 PM         

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very funny.

hey thor - did you get this from beliefnet?! they have the funniest jokes - i love them. did you read the one about the guy and the donkey - the way to get the donky to go was to say "halleluah" and to make him stop, you had to say "amen"?!

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posted March 15, 2006 03:02 PM         

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posted March 15, 2006 03:17 PM         

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http://www.belief.net/
http://www.belief.net/dailyjoke/DailyJoke.aspx?QID=0
www.landoverbaptist.com
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/store.html

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posted March 15, 2006 06:37 PM         

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Amisha121877, Someone sent it to me today, and I thought it was so cute...thinking of both of them competing like that...no coffee breaks or nothing..lol.

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posted March 16, 2006 12:12 AM         

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hehhehehe

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posted March 16, 2006 01:16 AM         

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OMigosh, that was so cheesy, I now smell limburger.
But I am laughing.

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posted March 16, 2006 01:54 AM         

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!!!

who donkey?

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posted March 16, 2006 02:53 AM         

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posted March 16, 2006 03:46 AM         

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