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aqua_dew
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posted April 16, 2006 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua_dew     Edit/Delete Message
well well u WILL like this....

Some important LAWS
Which Newton Forgot to State....


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you dont
want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine wont work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Moon666Child
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posted April 17, 2006 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moon666Child     Edit/Delete Message

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