posted April 24, 2006 06:58 AM
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006your mamma so dumn that she got locked down in the supermarket and starved to deaf.
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006
yo your mamma so poor that when ur friend came over the house and said whats for dinner she pulled out a shot gun and said the next mother ****** that moves.
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006
yo mamma so fat that when she went to weight herself the scale said to be continued....
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006
yo mamma so fat that when she went to weight herself the scale said to be continued....
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006
yo mamma so stupid that when she went to the gas station she sold her car for gas.
From gisselle sanchez on 4/24/2006
yo mamma teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her belly glows.
From Joshua Mercado on 4/24/2006
Yo momma is ugly that Steevie wonder would't date her
From Thomas McKeown on 4/24/2006
Yo mama is so fat they measure the jiggling of her stomache with the richter scale
From angelica buono on 4/24/2006
your mamma's so big that she uses a matress as a pad!!
From Shaun Mccarty on 4/24/2006
yo mamma so fat when she fell i was laughing but the ground was crackin up
From chicka pizzaro on 4/24/2006
yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiled the sun got jealous
From Daniel Ghazarian on 4/24/2006
your mama is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales stated singing were not family your way to much fatter than me.
From alex kasper on 4/24/2006
yo mammas so fat when she went to go look for a toilet they had to costimize her a toilet
From Jacob Kelt on 4/24/2006
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
From Tim Amadeo on 4/24/2006
yo mamma so fat,she put on a yellow rain jacket and ran a cross the street and the kids side we missed the bus.
From Tanesha Rodgers on 4/24/2006
Yo momma tripped and fell........I tried not to laugh at her but,.....the ground was sure crackin up!
From thomas jones on 4/24/2006
yo momma is so ugly, she won the starring role in ALIEN vs. PREDATOR 2!!!!!
From sean nanney on 4/23/2006
yo mama's so fat she aint the type to buy you food she's the type to cook you food and give it to you half eaten.
From joe poop on 4/23/2006
your mamma is so ugly when she walked in the Haunted House they said"Your hired.
From justin watchyourface on 4/23/2006
yo momma is soooooooooo stupid, she sold her car 4 gas money
thank u i no im soo good
From coty abner on 4/23/2006
yo mamas so, fat she has to wipe her but with a beach towel
From jorge godoy on 4/23/2006
yo Mamma's so fat, she went on a seefood diet, when she saw food she ate it
From chris j on 4/23/2006
yo mamma is so fat, i didnt want to laugh when she fell but the ground was cracking up.
From chris j on 4/23/2006
yo mamma is so fat, i didnt want to laugh but the ground sure was cracking up. lol
From chris j on 4/23/2006
yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the ocean, and brought the titanic back alive.
From ariel dennis on 4/23/2006
yo mommas so stupid when yo daddy told her to take out the trash she picked you up and threw you outside.
From nicole carson on 4/23/2006
yo mamas soo fat we have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through
From Azaiah Baynard on 4/23/2006
yo mamma so ugly when she looks inthe mirror her reflection ducks
From Spencer tarkington on 4/23/2006
yo mamma is so stupid she was goin to disney world and she was goin down the highway and saw a sign it said disney world left so she turned around and went home.
ya mamma is so stupid she studied for a blood test
From katie tibus on 4/23/2006
yo mamma's so poor, that when someone threw a cigarette butt out the car window she sang " clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord , we have heat."
From yasmeen abusaad on 4/23/2006
you'r momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish!!!
From Jonathan Hagan on 4/23/2006
yo mama's so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and said" i got the power."
From Jack Benson on 4/23/2006
yo mamma so stupid, when your house was on fire she was jumping on the roof sayin' "We have Heat, We have Heat!"
From Jack Benson on 4/23/2006
wanna know the difference between the Titanic and yo mamma? Titanic sank yo mamm floats!
From Jack Benson on 4/23/2006
Yo mama is so stupid, you told her to buy you a color t.v. and she came back 5 hours later sayin' "What Color?"
From lakdjf jauges on 4/23/2006
your moms so fat she walked down the hall and your dad said thunder
From Michael Cabarrus on 4/23/2006
yo mama yo stupid,she thought VH1 was a
algebra problem
From vanessa slusher on 4/23/2006
yo mamma so old she slaped her grandma when she was born.
From Zach Benson on 4/23/2006
Yo moma's so fat she was walking to Wal-Mart, tripped om K-Mart, and landed right on Target
From jujgghssssf jnvjfhnfgvfgv on 4/23/2006
yo Mama is so fat that the tolit sade A,B,C,D,E,F,G get tour fat ass off of me!
From John Thomas on 4/23/2006
YO mamma so black she got bapist in oil
From Sara Hughes on 4/23/2006
yo mamas so fat she has more rolls than the Michelin Guy for tires...
From Jonathan Hagan on 4/23/2006
yo mama's so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
From Jonathan Hagan on 4/23/2006
yo mama's so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
From Jonathan Hagan on 4/23/2006
yo mama's so old, she farts dust
From Jonathan Hagan on 4/23/2006
Yo mama's so nasty, she jumped in the bath tube and the water jumped out.
From DANIEL mARSHALL on 4/23/2006
yOUR MAMMA SO STUPID SHE ASKED HER DROCTOR WHERES MY PENIS
From corwin grey on 4/23/2006
your mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
From ashley miranda on 4/23/2006
yo mamma soO Black she went to night school And got marked absent!
From ashley miranda on 4/23/2006
yo mamma soO Black she went to night school And got marked absent!
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