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posted May 11, 2006 12:40 PM         

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Something else on Mother's Day subject

MAMA'S BIBLE
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospered.
Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They
discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who
lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you
know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met
this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire
Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to
pledge to
contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was
worth it. Mamma just
has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote
"Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I
have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good.
Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing > and
I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture
just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank
you."
Luv Ya, Mama

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posted May 11, 2006 12:50 PM         

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classic!

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Welcome Home to GhostVillage

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posted May 11, 2006 01:25 PM         

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posted August 16, 2006 05:23 AM         

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was clicking on peoples birthdays and happen to come across this it was so funny. LOL thought

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posted August 17, 2006 05:04 PM         

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OH NO!

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