posted September 20, 2006 03:41 PM           

The Burger King Bill of Rights

1. You have the right to hold the pickle and hold the lettuce.

(Convenient, since they should soon be sliding off the bun and into your hands any moment now along with the rest of your sandwich.)

2. You have the right to order the same way every time.

(Considering our limited menu selection, that shouldn't be too difficult.)

3. You have the right to never order the same way twice.

(Since we will have recently discontinued whatever menu item it is that you were craving, and since the person behind the register is even less likely to understand your order than the person you dealt with last time you were here, you can count on it.)

4. You have the right to have it your way.

posted September 21, 2006 09:06 AM         

I don’t go to BK, but last week I was in Sweden and I went in with my Leo cousin and we got these ice creams…they were heaven pure ambrosia