posted December 28, 2006 05:44 AM         

2.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

3.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good
thinking)

4.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

5.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

6.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit
around all day? (i think they meant something else)

7.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

8.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

9.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

10.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch)

11.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

12.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

13.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't
it)

15.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

17.Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)

18.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
core of the earth? (this is nice)

19.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you
legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

20. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have
parking in Bars ??????

posted December 28, 2006 12:01 PM         

#6. Throughout history domesticated dogs have been used for work. There are herding dogs and working dogs.

#8. Fish absorb water and their bodies filter out salt.

#16. The speed of light is 2.9979 X 10 (8th power) meters per second which is much, much faster than it would take you to turn on your headlights.