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posted January 08, 2007 08:35 PM         

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posted January 08, 2007 08:36 PM         

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Hehe i got that for my english teacher in HS she loved it!

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posted January 08, 2007 09:16 PM         

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LOL, tea!! Shakespeare's awesome, and has the best insults!!

Check this site if you'd like one generated for you: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

"Thou currish onion-eyed giglet!" LOL - i LOVE the word 'giglet' - no idea what it means though!

"Thou odiferous hell-hated scut!"

"Thou weedy earth-vexing popinjay!"

"Thou mewling rump-fed apple-john!" *what the heck is an apple-john??*

"[Thine] horrid image doth unfix my hair."


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posted January 09, 2007 12:20 AM         

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My faves are 15,19, 20, 24
Thanks for the link sunshine!!

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posted January 09, 2007 03:02 PM         

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I love these, thanks for sharing!

These 2 are my favorite:
"Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair."
"Thou art a clod of wayward marl."

I also like these:
"Thou errant weather-bitten flax-wench!"
"Thou fusty pox-marked horn-beast!"
"Thou warped fool-born miscreant!"
"How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?"

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`Who are you?' said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'
~Lewis Carroll

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posted January 09, 2007 03:13 PM         

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posted January 09, 2007 04:03 PM         

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I like 4 and 13.

Edit: Wait... I didn't see "canker blossom"....

Edit again: 26. veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth

Thanks for the laugh.

I have figured out what to say to my Capricorn friend when he's being difficult.

8. anointed sovereign of sighs and groans

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