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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted February 22, 2007 12:02 AM         

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What's your best POOP story?

Yes i'm resurrecting the POOP thread, so sue me.

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posted February 22, 2007 09:41 AM         

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I actually DO have a poop story, but I can't tell it.

So I'll just say "Poo" and let the thread shine like the shiny poo thread it is.

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posted February 22, 2007 03:34 PM         

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I'd have to say...
When I was a teen (that should be enough)
In an auditorium. (Annie Get Your Gun.)
Diarrhea in my pants.
Everyone asking what the hell wreaks!!???
Poeple actually looking for the source...
No way out.
Had to stand.
Down the leg.
On the floor.
Following me as I walked.
No extra clothes.
Fear of Plays!

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posted February 22, 2007 04:38 PM         

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Poor Phil!

This thread is disgusting and hilarious!!

Good job, BR!

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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted February 22, 2007 05:00 PM         

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LOL PHilbird......hilarious

Speaking of birds.....once during class in high school, my friend behind me says, umm whats on your sweathshirt? Huh, I replied. Under examination, a bird had **** all over me, all the way down my back, and even some on my hair. That was nice.

I remember once in college, myself and a group of friends were hanging out, and one of them comes out of the bathroom and goes, you guys have to see this poop! It was the longest unbroken poop we had ever seen, it must have been a foot and half long! LOL gross

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posted February 22, 2007 05:01 PM         

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I took my newphew(PHEW), Out for Pizza one day and had a similar experience. He pooed all down his pants legs and it was coming out on to the floor!!! I was so glad his mother was there to deal with it!!!

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posted February 22, 2007 08:57 PM         

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

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posted February 23, 2007 12:40 AM         

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OMG! this is too funny...maybe enough to pull me out of my funk...LOL!

You can't be a nurse and not laugh about Poop..LOL!!!!

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posted February 23, 2007 01:43 AM         

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I had a prof. last semester who came into class, sat down and said "Sorry for being late, I just had a real healthy, relaxing **** ." heh

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posted February 23, 2007 04:03 PM         

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How about this one:

My other Nephew, as a toddler, managed to muster up some poos that looked very similar to rabbit turds. One fell out of his diaper and he picked it up and gave it to his dad. Dad replied " What is this" He examied it and smelled it and discovered it was poo. He thought it was a chocolate covered raisin.

lol and gross..................

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posted February 23, 2007 07:03 PM         

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I can't believe I just read this whole thread.

And just for the record, I don't poop.

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posted February 23, 2007 08:16 PM         

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I guess that would mean that you are full of Poo, Johnny

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posted February 24, 2007 04:52 AM         

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*harumph*

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posted February 24, 2007 09:40 AM         

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Don't be mad, Johnny!!

Just a little Poo joke.

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