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Topic: I need a boost...
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future_uncertain
Knowflake Posts: 2681
From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted February 28, 2007 10:54 PM
 
This is a totally selfish post, but if anyone is bored, perhaps you'll indulge me...I've been feeling incredibly drained for the last week or so. Nothing out of the ordinary, just the business of life temporarily burying me. But now I need to get back into the swing of things and pull out of this mucky place! Tell me a joke, post me a picture, find me a quote, pull me a card... whatever you feel like. You can even write me to tell me to shut my freakin' pie hole, I don't care!  I need something to get my lazy rear in gear! IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted February 28, 2007 11:05 PM
Well future_uncertain on that note, I pulled you 3 Angel Cards, my dear.Release, Spontaneity, and Enthusiasm!!!! Wanting something different and better for yourself is not being selfish!!!! IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
Knowflake Posts: 2681
From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted February 28, 2007 11:07 PM
Seems to be exactly what I need right now. I'll meditate on that tonight when I go to bed.
Thanks for stopping by!
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TheEvolution
Knowflake Posts: 715
From: Mumbai, India
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted February 28, 2007 11:07 PM
tony blair, bill clinton and french statesman chirac set out for a challenge as to who can ejaculate the most!chirac starts shagging... after 1 minute he has a glass full of sperms. tony blair all pumped up to do more starts shagging... after 2 minutes he has a tumbler full of sperms. both proud of what they did are still apprehensive about their achievement. they both think bill clinton being the president of america could definitely do more. then comes billy's turn. he lowers his pants and starts shagging. 1 minute
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5 minutes! tired of the efforts clinton gives up. after a tiring 5 minutes he has managed to ejaculate only a spoonful. at this tony blair and chirac laugh out loud.
"hohoho! hahahahaha! muhahahahahah!"
tony bliar even has tears in his eyes seeing his friend clinton's condition. when this goes out of control bill clinton shouts and says
"stop laughing! b@st@rds ! who do u think painted the white house?" IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
Knowflake Posts: 2474
From: upstate NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted February 28, 2007 11:09 PM
I MISS YOU!! If it makes you feel any better, I just overindulged in habanero chips and my nose is running badly and i'm breathing out of my mouth hoping there'll be flames. Oh btw, I think life needs to be stabbed in its ass lately with a hot poker.  IP: Logged |
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