posted March 02, 2007 09:05 AM
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she
cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child,
why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
that
she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble
set
with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
ringed
with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a simple leather thimble.
"Is
this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
the
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under
the
water. When the seamstress cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
"Is this
your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes!" cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up
with
Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my
husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm
not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all
three
husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a
good and honorable reason, and is always in the best interest of
others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women