Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted April 23, 2007 02:06 PM         

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Once upon a time there was a little yellow toad crying in the
forest. The Good Witch came along and asked the little
yellow toad, "Why are you crying, my friend?"

The little yellow toad said, "All my friends are green and I'm
yellow.I want to be green like all my friends... sniff, sniff."

The Good Witch replied, "No problem!"

And she tapped the little yellow toad with her magic wand
and the little yellow toad turned green... all except his
private parts, which remained yellow.

"Oh no!!" exclaimed the little toad, "I can't go through life
all green except for my private parts! You have to make me
green all over!"

The Good Witch said, "Sorry, I don't do private parts. You
will have to go see the Wizard!"

So, off the little toad went to see the Wizard.

The Good Witch continued on into the forest where she
came upon a little brown squirrel crying very hard.

"Why are you crying, little brown squirrel?" the Good Witch
asked.

"Because," said the little brown squirrel, "all my friends are red
and I want to be red, too...sniff, sniff."

"No problem!" said the Good Witch.

And she tapped the little brown squirrel and turned him red... all
except his private parts, which remained brown.

"Oh, no!!" exclaimed the little squirrel, "I can't go through life
all red except my private parts! You have to make me red all over!"

But the Good Witch said, "Sorry, I don't do private parts. You
will have to go see the Wizard!"

But the little squirrel started crying harder and said, "But I'm
new around here! I don't know the Wizard! How will I find
him??"

And the Good Witch said, "Oh, that's easy! Just follow the
yellow dick toad...."

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posted April 23, 2007 02:27 PM         

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posted April 23, 2007 02:34 PM         

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posted April 23, 2007 03:00 PM         

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posted April 24, 2007 12:13 AM         

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hehe, i loves it!

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posted April 24, 2007 02:35 AM         

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posted April 25, 2007 11:57 AM         

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I LOVE it!

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posted April 25, 2007 12:35 PM         

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Good One!!!!

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