posted May 19, 2007 10:53 PM         

-the bro (haha) to help Georges father

- butter shave (kramer is over cooked!!)

-little jerry seinfeld "WILL DO MORE WITH HIS LIFE THAN YOU EVER WILL WITH YOUR LIFE (or something like that)

-reverse peephole business and kramer getting his scrawny butt kicked at the end with movie dude.

-Kramer and Newman driving from NY to Michigan to get 10 cents for all their bottles instead of 5 cents

-George pushing women and children to the ground to escape a fire. and trying to justify it!!

-Muffin tops

posted May 20, 2007 01:10 PM         

And the one where Kramer offers Jerry a Junior mint while their watching from a balcony view, Elaines friend get surgery, and the mint falls into the guys stomach and it turns out thats the only thing that saved his life...Kramer "Who's going to turn down a junior mint, it's chocolate and pepperment, it's utterly refreshing!"

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posted May 20, 2007 02:24 PM         

My other favorite episode is when Elaine is in the train and she's getting bitchy and talking to herself.

I swear I do the same exact thing she does all the time.

I hate taking the train during rush hour.

*Rolls eyes

posted May 21, 2007 08:30 AM         

JERRY'S APARTMENT

JERRY: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would
you like a cup of tea?

BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?

JERRY: Coffee?

BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.

JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee.

BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?

JERRY: No, I don't have--

BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee?

JERRY: Well, I don't normally--

BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee?

JERRY: I don't.

BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you
forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts
forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that.

BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.

JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.

BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella.

JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very
specifically.

BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.

JERRY: I try.

BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you?

JERRY: No, I don't.

BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked
it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity
that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?

JERRY: Certainly not.

BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
http://jaredr.vox.com/library/video/6a00c2251dc744f21900d4142a28286a47.html

posted May 21, 2007 11:19 AM         

George goes on and on about it and Elaine gives him this perplexed look and says in amazement, " What did your mother do to you!?"

posted May 21, 2007 11:30 AM         

Frank: You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe…

Kramer: Another Festivus miracle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeQz5HwfoI&mode=related&search=

posted May 21, 2007 11:57 AM         

Kramer: I can barely see you, George.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heCnV9jmHfQ&mode=related&search=

posted May 21, 2007 12:24 PM         

Hanke, [talking with two men in Monk's]: "Guys, there's no doubt that the pay is good. But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream."

Man #1: "You get pretty buff forearms."

Hanke: "I don't know if I'm into that."

George, [entering Monk's]: "Oh, hello, Hanke, others."

Hanke: "George."

George: "You know, Jason, I, uh, I couldn't help notice, I... I didn't get my
apology."

Hanke: "Apology? For what?"

George: "A drafty apartment? A... sweaterless friend? A ball-game giveaway
Metlife windbreaker?"

Hanke: "George, come on, not that neck hole thing."

George: "Yeah, the neck hole thing, and I would appreciate it if you would
say you're sorry."

Hanke: "No way, you would've completely stretched it out."

George: "You're an alcoholic! You have to apologize. Step Nine! Step Nine."

posted May 21, 2007 02:32 PM         

WHen george was sleeping under the desk and the boss's grandkids came by and saw him under there.

The whale and the blowhole.

So many laughs, that show. My hubby and i never get tired of it.

Do you guys watch "the office"
Thats my new seinfeld.

posted May 21, 2007 02:49 PM         

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