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miss_muffet
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posted May 30, 2007 02:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways , but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have
multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too
seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We
conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better
things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We
build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than
ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes, but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most
of all, mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment, for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak. And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


George Carlin

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lotusheartone
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posted May 30, 2007 02:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow! Thanks for sharing this! I've always liked George, he makes me laugh. ...

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Azalaksh
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posted May 30, 2007 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
m_m ~

That's a wonderful sentiment and we should all read it often, but it's *not* George Carlin.....

"The true author of the piece is neither George Carlin nor Jeff Dickson, nor is he anonymous. Credit belongs with Dr. Bob Moorehead, former pastor of Seattle's Overlake Christian Church."

See http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp

Zala

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lotusheartone
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posted May 30, 2007 02:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Zala, great work! Credit should go, where credit is due!

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Mirandee
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posted May 30, 2007 02:45 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very wise words.

Was going to mention that it was not Carlin who said this as he, himself, has disputed saying it. But did not know who the actual author was so thanks for posting that, Zala.

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miss_muffet
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posted May 30, 2007 03:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry guys... I just got that from an email and thought it was nice and wanted to share it with you.

I truthfully did not research it to look at the backend story of what and who really wrote it.

Sorry.

Miss Muffet

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Azalaksh
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posted May 30, 2007 04:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No worries m_m I did the same thing as you: got the sentiment in email, passed it on to everyone I knew, and got a reply from one of my friends that it wasn’t Carlin. The one I got even mentioned George Carlin’s wife dying, prompting him to jot these thoughts down Like lotus and Mirandee, I’d like to see credit go where credit’s due

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted May 30, 2007 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Yes, I have an ulcer!
Of course I have an ulcer!!
This is Kali Yuga, buddy. The Iron Age.
Anybody without an ulcer by the age of sixteen is a ******* spy!"

-- Zooey Glass

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charmainec
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posted February 17, 2011 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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