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sunshine9 Knowflake Posts: 913 From: Durham, NC, USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted June 23, 2007 11:53 PM
Classified Ads 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer --------- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. --------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. --------- FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG --------- 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 --------- TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 --------- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. --------- 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000 --------- STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15 --------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG --------- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. --------- SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents --------- GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. --------- FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. --------- FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME. --------- FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50 --------- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE --------- BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" --------- SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS --------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD. --------- HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT|" --------- GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER. --------- HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB --------- GEORGIA PEACHES * CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. --------- NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED --------- FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. --------- AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100 --------- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. --------- NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD. --------- EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175. --------- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. --------- JOINING NUDIST COLONY| MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. --------- LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. --------- ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER --------- GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb. --------- GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL --------- BAR S SLICED BOLOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2 --------- OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS --------- KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box --------- FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted June 24, 2007 01:25 AM
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted June 24, 2007 11:06 AM
nice!!!!!IP: Logged |
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 3291 From: nevada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted June 24, 2007 10:24 PM
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. --------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARDhilarious ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) (my stomach hurts from laughing) ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)
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Azalaksh Knowflake Posts: 6485 From: New Brighton, MN, USA Registered: Nov 2004
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posted June 24, 2007 10:34 PM
I liked the Boneless Smoked Man and the radioactive pumpkin..... ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) IP: Logged |