posted January 09, 2008 01:06 AM         

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Don't you mean this "girl" sweets? Lol! The Author's name is Christina.

Anyway yeah I had a laugh; Especially on the "Alcohol" diet. Diets in general go upon the premise that one can somehow limit one's intake of food to a specific food group and lose wieght without exercising.

Bullhikey! As soon as you start to limit your consuption of food, your body goes into calorie-retainment mode. So essentially, the body starts to store its fat reserves and welll, without exercise you are burning diddly squat. You still need to exercise guys... No joke.

And personally... I din't know why gals these days are going for the stick figure Super model-esque look. Its kind of a turn off for me personally. Comeon gals... I like your curves Lol! Even Sienna has those amazing hips in Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho6Q7Qg8IrA

Just look at those curves... *Snaps himself out.*

posted January 09, 2008 01:18 AM         

And people still do that?!!! OMG!!!

Maybe if I just think about having a tapeworm inside me I would lose weight the ancient Roman way.

I am burning 55 calories replying here. hee hee

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posted January 09, 2008 10:08 AM         

Human intestinal parasites worms infection air food water cause constipation, stomach bloating, disease health problems. Other symptoms include anemia, asthma, diarrhea, digestive disorders, fatigue, low immune system, nervousness, skin rash. Most will not face this reality or even want to think about this subject and will continue in their suffering.

There can be over 100 different types of parasites worms living in human bodies. Some are microscopic in size while others can be seen quite easily. These common organisms can be found everywhere in our environment, in the air we breath, in the water we drink, or in the food we eat.

Parasite is an organism that lives on or in other organisms from which it obtains nutrients to live and causes harm in the process. Its name comes from the Greek word para that means beside, and sitos, which means food.

Most parasites require some host to complete their life cycle. Animals can also serve as the host. The parasite will vary in size from one-thousandth of one micron to whale tapeworms one hundred feet long.

Parasites and worms can invade your bodies through food and water intake, through transmitting agents (like mosquito), sexual conduct or through the nose and skin. Once established, they will eat the same foods you eat or they will eat you.

People with intestinal parasite infections are usually under-nourished and weak, infected with viral, fungal, or bacteria, and have various types of chemical and metal poisoning. Human intestinal parasites can be present in any disease, in any person, at any age.

They are responsible for many health problems because they secrete toxins and steal the vital nutrients from our bodies. They can irritate or exaggerate other health problems you may be experiencing. Everyone is at risk and under their mercy during parasitic infections.

We create the perfect living environment for parasites when the bowel becomes ineffective in the elimination of our waste products. The build-up of fecal material on the walls of the colon is attributed to constipation and the amounts of junk food, chemicals, bad fats and sweets we consume.

We poison ourselves from our own toxic waste and the waste from these creatures (auto intoxication) when this ideal habitat for is created. Testing for parasites are only available for about five percent of the known varieties with twenty-percent accuracy.

Cancer cases are afflicted with worms that often lump together and look like tumors. Female worms can release 3,000 to 200,000 eggs per day depending on their type. This is one topic that most people do not want to discuss, let alone think about, but now reality must be faced.

These topics are very important for detoxification and your well-being. Most doctors are not trained to recognize the symptoms of parasitic infections. The only way to avoid the problems associated with parasite infections is by educating yourself.

For the rest, http://www.appliedozone.com/parasites.html

posted January 09, 2008 10:08 PM         

Heheh tape worm diet thats insane. LOL

Yup gotta appreciate the curves

posted January 10, 2008 08:29 PM         

Even though I have some of the same symptoms listed in the article I definitely know I don't have a tape worm. I have been "skewered" ( aka as colonoscopy) and even had a camera probe among other disgusting tests. My intestines have been on a t.v. screen so I think they would have noticed a tape worm in there.

Make sure you always cook pork thoroughly because you can get tape worms from undercooked pork.

My kids gave me pin worms once when they were very little. They had a playhouse in the back yard and along with their friends loved to make mud pies. From that they got pin worms which can be passed on by changing the sheets or contact.

Pin worms are little white worms that live in the intestines and come out at night to lay eggs.

It did not phase the kids one bit because they didn't understand the concept of pin worms. They only knew they itched at night and sometimes would get awakened by it.

As for me it was probably one of the most traumatic experiences in my life. I got where I dreaded the sunset pretty much a werewolf would dread a full moon.

Luckily it was short in duration as they do have a medication that can be taken to kill the worms. But even for a while after they were gone psychologically I could still feel them crawling on me for me a time. I would ask my husband in the middle of the night to get a flashlight and check for them. An endeavor he willingly loved to do.

Oh, and pinworms get in your nasal passages as well and hatch their eggs.