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Topic: I can't get behind that
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blue moon Moderator Posts: 1169 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 05:49 AM
It's not 10 o'clock, and already I have twice resorted to my internal anger management dialogue which runs something like: leave it, it's not worth it, calm down, forget it, it doesn't matter. So, given this, I would have plenty of material if called upon to step up and say what I can't get behind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-eJQ1mTVzA Here's the lyrics, my rant will come later:
WILLIAM SHATNER I Can't Get Behind That William Shatner/Henry Rollins BILL: Let's go. Ready? From the top... BILL: My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time! ROLLINS: Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more money now! I can't get behind that. BILL: My kids say: He said to me, and I'm like... and he's like... and she's like... ROLLINS: It's all... He's all... She's all... BILL: I can't get behind that kind of like, English! BILL: That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery. ROLLINS: The rising oceans, the warming temperatures! BILL: The dying polar bears--no, tigers--in fifty years! ROLLINS: Rising poison in the air and water! BILL: I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up... ROLLINS: ...but takes months to go down long after oil falls! BILL: I can't get behind any of that! BILL: I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don't believe in them! ROLLINS: Why can't all these Gods just get along? I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem? BILL: What's the problem? BILL: What about the men who say 'Do as I do. Believe in what I say, for your own good, or I'll kill you!' I can't get behind that! ROLLINS: I can't get behind that! Everybody knows everything about all of us! BILL: That's too much knowledge! BOTH: I can't get behind that! BILL: Yeah! And what about student drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio! Go to a parking lot, for God's sake! Why are you jeopardizing my life? I can't get behind a student driver! ROLLINS: I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver! If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road! ROLLINS: Lifetime guarantee? BILL: Who's lifetime? Not mine! I haven't that much time left. Let's make it yours. Everybody's got a longer life than me! BILL: The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile? ROLLINS: Car alarms. BILL: Clap off. ROLLINS: Clap on. BILL: Spam. ROLLINS: Size matters. BILL: No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn't. ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn't! No, it doesn't! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! Yes, it does! BILL: My phone rings! ROLLINS: Make millions in minutes! BILL: It's a computer! ROLLINS: Lose inches in hours! BILL: Leave me the Hell alone! ROLLINS: Eat more! Spend less! BILL: The Colonel is breakdancing! Give me a break! ROLLINS: Credit terms raised! BILL: I can't get behind any of that! BILL: I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune, get paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I could get behind that! ROLLINS: Well, I can't! If you have to fix it with a computer: quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that! BILL: I--can't--get behind--a fat ass! ROLLINS: Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more? BILL: Always can do one more. ROLLINS: Let's hit it! IP: Logged |
blue moon Moderator Posts: 1169 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 05:52 AM
I can't get behind people who illegally park just because they are too bone idle to use those things dangling off the end of their hip sockets. Disabled? No? Then you don't need to park as near as possible to the building you want to get too. I can't get behind parents who swerve their car onto the school path nearly knocking over babies in buggies so their kids don't have to walk a few yards from a safely parked spot. IP: Logged |
praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 06:11 AM
once the kids are in school, would you mind if four of these four blokes where taking care of the car? . .
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blue moon Moderator Posts: 1169 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 06:18 AM
There's some jobs in the house need doing as well. IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees Knowflake Posts: 3844 From: Infinity Registered: Jul 2005
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posted March 10, 2008 06:50 AM
praecipua, why did you have to go and post that. I'm going to be stuck with that image in my mind all day now. IP: Logged |
praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:15 AM
i'm feeling it too! IP: Logged |
praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:18 AM
ok just one more! . .
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blue moon Moderator Posts: 1169 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:20 AM
Bet you could get behind that. IP: Logged |
praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:23 AM
the sixth **** from the left is pretty fit! IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees Knowflake Posts: 3844 From: Infinity Registered: Jul 2005
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posted March 10, 2008 07:27 AM
Better watch it, might get "told off" for discussing this here! IP: Logged |
praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:38 AM
men's back 's not good? oups!!! sorry if i shoked anyone! IP: Logged |
blue moon Moderator Posts: 1169 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:39 AM
Well international standards of 'vulgar' vary I guess. Living in the land of "the Sun" and seaside humour it can be tricky to get it right. I've got a great youtube to go with this but maybe not.
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praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:41 AM
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praecipua Knowflake Posts: 425 From: england Registered: Aug 2007
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posted March 10, 2008 07:48 AM
i'm in a very silly mood right now, it's been a few days. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 11, 2008 01:55 AM
I'd certainly like to get behind a few of those! (or in front of)*gets pinching fingers ready* IP: Logged |
Azalaksh Knowflake Posts: 6485 From: New Brighton, MN, USA Registered: Nov 2004
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posted March 11, 2008 01:47 PM
pixie ~It's good to have you back in fine pinching fettle Z IP: Logged |
ListensToTrees Knowflake Posts: 3844 From: Infinity Registered: Jul 2005
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posted March 11, 2008 02:00 PM
You lot are so rude. IP: Logged |