posted May 02, 2008 03:26 PM            

It's been a very long time since I posted here, but I knew you guys would be the right people to ask.

I'm looking for a cute little article that I believe was posted here, called "Mind Games by the Signs".

It covered all 12 signs, and for Virgo, it went something like, "Rules: You ask Virgo something, anything, in fact. Virgo tells you that you are wrong. You disagree. Virgo pulls a book out of their travelling library and proves you were wrong. You lose."

I can't think of the other ones, but I'm hoping someone has it saved somewhere...help me please!!

posted June 24, 2010 11:43 AM            

Here goes:

*Mind Games by the Signs"
by: AstroMaggi

Aries-

Feisty Ariens often draw on their military training for inspiration. Mind games are their forte and strategic planning their specialty. Their favorite: "Pick a Fight to Get Our of the House." Rules: Aries discovers what you do the very best, then criticizes that very thing. You get irate and tell Aries to leave. Aries goes where he or she was planning to go all along. Game over.

Taurus-

Stubborn Taureans are always ready for a good game of "Willpower Wrestling." It is important you have almost as much stamina as Taurus. Rules: Put a matter of life or death on the table. You and the Taurus sit and stare at one another until you blink. Taurus wins. you give Taurus everything he or she wants. Even Park Place. Game over.

Gemini-

People born under the sign of Gemini learn the game of "Stool Pigeon" in early childhood. Rules: Tell the Gemini something in confidence. With a stopwatch, keep track of how long it takes this Twin to tell the world your secret. A true Gemini can get your information on the six o'clock news. Go straight to jail. Game over.

Cancer-

Cancers have become expert at the game of "Hereditary Traits," a game the whole family can play. Rules: Point our a negative behavior Cancer has exhibited. Cancer picks a card from the Dysfunctional Family Unit deck and reads it: "I inherited that trait from Uncle Zemo (or Auntie Thelma, whatever's on the card). I therefore cannot help myself." Game over.

Leo-

It is useless to play any game with a Leo because you will always lose. However, members of this sign are usually so insistent on playing "Mine's Bigger Than Yours," that it's hard to turn them down. Rules: Describe something you own. Wait 20 seconds for Leo to tell you they have a bigger and better one. Say you wish you had one like that. Game over.

Virgo-

Typically, Virgos are not very competitive except when playing, "You're Always Wrong," or it's variation, "You're Never Right." Rules: You tell the Virgo something--anything, actually. Virgo says you have your facts wrong. You disagree. Virgo pulls several reference books from a traveling library and proves you were wrong. You cringe. Game over.

Libra-

People born under the fair-minded sign of Libra are especially fond of games where no one wins. "How Much Do You Love Me?" is perhaps their favorite. Rule: Libra asks the question. No matter what you answer, it's not enough. Libra tells you they have found someone who loves them more. Then they leave with that person. Game over.

Scorpio-

This sign loves to bargain and barter. It's no wonder "Swap Meet" and it's variation, "Swap Mate," are two of Scorpio's favorite games. Rules: Scorpios make you an offer you can't refuse, so you don't. You give them what they want. Then Scorpios will promise to make good on their end of the bargain sometime in the next millennium. Game over.

Sagittarius-

Playful Sagittarius are always up for a good game of "Cut Me Loose." some have even gone professional. Rules: Sag delivers a long speech about faith and trust in relationships. You nod your head. Sag suggests you are not trusting enough. you react by suggesting your Sag take a night out with the boys/girls. Game over.

Capricorn-

Even serious-minded Capricorns can be spontaneous when at play. They make up rules for "Just Rewards" as they go along. The only firm guideline is that Capricorn gets to do the dishing out. You begin the round by telling Cappy something you forgot to do today. Cappy states this is no doubt a crime against humanity and orders you burned at the stake. Game over.

Aquarius-

Politically correct Aquarians often find themselves monitoring games of "Gate Keeper," better known as "Do It Our Way." Rules: You apply for membership in one of their clubs. Aquarius does a background check and discovers you are a non-conforming non-conformist. In a just and fair election, you are black-balled. Game over.

Pisces-

It's so much fun to play "Kreative Karma" with a Pisces, you'll wish you'd thought of it. Rules: You get to go first, Pisces gets the last word. Ask Pisces to do something that resembles routine work. Pisces will weep profusely over injuries sustained in a former lifetime as an Egyptian slave. you volunteer to do the work instead. Game over.

posted January 07, 2011 09:27 AM            

"Playful Sagittarius are always up for a good game of "Cut Me Loose." some have even gone professional. Rules: Sag delivers a long speech about faith and trust in relationships. You nod your head. Sag suggests you are not trusting enough. you react by suggesting your Sag take a night out with the boys/girls. Game over."

posted January 07, 2011 09:43 PM            

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Originally posted by soulful122:
Sagittarius-

"Playful Sagittarius are always up for a good game of "Cut Me Loose." some have even gone professional. Rules: Sag delivers a long speech about faith and trust in relationships. You nod your head. Sag suggests you are not trusting enough. you react by suggesting your Sag take a night out with the boys/girls. Game over."

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that one got me

posted February 05, 2011 02:28 PM            

People born under the sign of Gemini learn the game of "Stool Pigeon" in early childhood. Rules: Tell the Gemini something in confidence. With a stopwatch, keep track of how long it takes this Twin to tell the world your secret. A true Gemini can get your information on the six o'clock news. Go straight to jail. Game over."

YES, I can't even tell you how many times I've seen them do this.

Interestingly I didn't relate to any of them, surprising since I thought I'd match at least 2. Some of em were sorta vague.