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Topic: NEVER lie to your Mother!
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CancerianMoon Knowflake Posts: 1210 From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 07, 2008 09:39 PM
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jennifer and I are just roommates."About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle from the house. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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goatgirl Knowflake Posts: 1161 From: Anywhere Registered: Jul 2002
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posted May 07, 2008 11:02 PM
that's classic! thanks for sharing it.------------------ The truth is ... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else. ~ Countee Cullen We are weaving character every day, and the way to weave the best character is to be kind and to be useful. Think right, act right; it is what we think and do that makes us who we are. ~ Elbert Hubbard The simple act of caring is heroic. ~ Edward Albert IP: Logged |
deuxantares Knowflake Posts: 935 From: Registered: Nov 2006
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posted May 08, 2008 01:12 AM
hahaha! so funny. ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/thumbsup.gif) IP: Logged |
lechien Knowflake Posts: 311 From: not home Registered: Apr 2008
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posted May 08, 2008 01:17 AM
neat. but what if brian was sleeping in jennifer's bed? then mom's plan wouldn't have worked!IP: Logged |
fieryscales Moderator Posts: 1026 From: My own private world Registered: Jan 2008
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posted May 08, 2008 03:15 AM
LMAO ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) IP: Logged |
Kal_El Knowflake Posts: 243 From: Seattle Registered: Jan 2008
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posted May 08, 2008 03:27 AM
oh man... *sigh* I liked that one. Thanks for the laugh.------------------ "They'll get you anything with that EVIL smile..." IP: Logged |
Xena Moderator Posts: 504 From: UK Registered: Jun 2006
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posted May 09, 2008 09:50 AM
What a cow of a mother! Hahaha! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 14869 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted May 09, 2008 10:50 AM
cute. ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/biggrin.gif) IP: Logged |
jehovah81 Knowflake Posts: 104 From: auckland, new zealand Registered: May 2006
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posted October 10, 2008 12:22 PM
Haha tht was 2 funny... :-)IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion Knowflake Posts: 578 From: ann arbor mi Registered: Apr 2008
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posted October 10, 2008 01:39 PM
very cute!IP: Logged |
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 1487 From: England Registered: Dec 2004
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posted October 10, 2008 02:38 PM
Yay! hahahaHaven't laughed like that in a little while. Shall be spreading that one to around! ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/smile.gif) IP: Logged |
Randall Webmaster Posts: 26474 From: Columbus, GA USA Registered: Nov 2000
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posted October 22, 2008 06:22 PM
![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) ------------------ "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged |
venusdeindia Knowflake Posts: 1605 From: mumbai,india Registered: Nov 2006
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posted October 22, 2008 10:48 PM
hysterical ![](http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/laugh.gif) IP: Logged |