posted May 18, 2008 04:57 PM         

Let's hear some moments in your life lately that made you go, "O RLY?"

For me, it was someone pointing out that I ordered like a "white person" at an asian restaurant and was inept at using chop sticks.

posted May 18, 2008 04:58 PM         

Yes folks, it's the O RLY owl.

posted May 19, 2008 12:49 AM         

just once, I would love to say:

O RLY?

RLY loud too.

posted May 19, 2008 05:46 AM         

My eldest sister (Leo moon, Leo Mars, Bossy Rising, Self-absorbed in the First house) texted me on the weekend "I am coming to see you today with the kids". So naturally I was waiting for the call to action, my life held in perfect suspended animation until that moment.

posted May 19, 2008 02:54 PM         

O RLY?
and when they say: "What?"
I'll just stand there, calmly fold my arms, smile, tilt my head a bit and ask:
"Now, what's the magic word?" as if i'm talking to a two year old.
And I will stand there until they say it.

posted May 19, 2008 04:28 PM         

Now, when a biatchy girl from Medical records or a Thompson Agency bill collector calls me to check up on the status of one of my cases and is all hustly bustly rude and says "I am a professional bill collector" like that's a reason for me to pass along confidential information, i will say "OOOOOO RLLLYYY????"

It's so nice to only deal with ppl over the phone.... lol!

Another O RLY?

posted May 21, 2008 12:14 AM         

I must be out of the loop because I just don't understand this O RLY business...

O RLY????

posted May 21, 2008 10:07 AM         

So, my brother is leaving for Colorado today and last night me, my mom & stepdad, and brother went to a little pizza joint right near my apartment to grab a bite. I know my current bf's ex works there, but I don't know who she is (nor do i really care). I text him and ask if he wants anything to eat (i'll bring it over after) he says yeah, whatever you want to get me. Is my c u next tuesday ex there? She would have a lot of piercings" (she really is... not a nice girl) I say no, because I didn't see her.

Our table is near the bar, and as two ppl sitting there get up and leave, one goes "Bye, Thibeault" to my stepdad. He says "See you later Joe". I look at the couple leaving and see the girl has a lot of piercings, and know she cheated on my current bf with a dude named Joe, whom she is still with. I go "wait, is that girls name Britany?" Stepdad says " I think so. I just met that guy playing golf on Sunday".... I say to my mom "that's bf's ex... you know, the one who he walked in on having sex with THAT DUDE in their bed in their apartment that he paid for?" She says "the one that lives next door to you?"

BECAUSE.... his other ex, who also cheated on him in a pretty awful way, LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME.

O EFFING RRRRLYYYY???

posted May 21, 2008 06:23 PM         

Ghani, your stepdad's name is "Thibeault"?

ps. the public does suck;
I could never wait tables;
I'm not humble enough to take people's crap.
Swear to God, the first rude comment,
and I'd be all, O RLY!?!?
Next thing you know you got a lap full of pasta primavera, beotch!

Wheels of Cheese,

posted May 22, 2008 02:08 PM         

Thank you for pointing the links out.

Brother Blue is just sticking his finger in the ear of our commanding selves and showing us what we sound/read like on an average day of posts.

For those who can be objective, the satire is rich.

For those who can`t, for shame Brother Blue, for feeding their commanding self

You also get the award for the longest, most inarticulate, run on sentence.

RLY!

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