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posted May 31, 2013 03:19 PM            

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I have a dirty joke but i'll never get away with it here lol

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posted July 14, 2013 12:44 PM            

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You could censor it.

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posted July 15, 2013 11:27 AM            

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Have a go at it.

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posted July 16, 2013 10:28 AM            

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We can use our imaginations at certain parts of it.

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posted January 19, 2016 07:06 PM              

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A man walks into a bar where upon he bumps into a gal that results in a big hug. They knew one another but had not crossed paths in years.
The woman says to the man," Damn you smell
good,what do you have on?
The man replied," Well now I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell that".

one more My cousin the lawyer sent me,
not dirty joke

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel, and while on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
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The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.

"We simply can't take that risk".

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posted January 20, 2016 12:12 PM            

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Awesome!

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posted May 25, 2017 10:29 AM            

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Little Red Riding Hood wanted to go for a walk in the forest so she asked her mother, "Mommy! Mommy! Can I go for a walk in the forest?"

Her mother said, "I don't think so. There's a big bad wolf that likes to play with little girls t*tties . But see what your father says."

Little Red Riding Hood goes up to her father and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Can I go for a walk in the forest?"

Her daddy replies, "No, you can't. There's a big, bad wolf that likes to play with little girls t*tties ."

"But Daddy, I'll be careful and I have a gun" says Little Red Riding Hood.

"Okay, but stay aware" responds her father.

So off goes Little Red Riding Hood and before long, she comes upon the big, bad wolf.

"Come here, little girl, and lift up your shirt. I want to play with your t*tties ." says the wolf.

"Oh, no" she tells him. "See, I have a gun and you're going to eat me, just like the book says."

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posted May 25, 2017 01:40 PM            

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Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at
night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."
Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."
Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with
my habit up than he with his pants down."

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posted May 25, 2017 01:48 PM            

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Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.
Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

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posted May 26, 2017 02:49 PM            

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posted May 27, 2017 09:16 AM            

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Very dirty.

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posted May 27, 2017 12:25 PM            

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Well I know very few clean ones, I'd have to search them on google.

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posted May 27, 2017 12:38 PM            

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Just stumbled across a picture on facebook.

TinyPic didn't allow me to upload it.

So here it goes in text form.

" He came so fast our sex tape would be a vine."

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posted May 28, 2017 02:16 PM            

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Not sure that pic would have been appropriate.

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posted May 29, 2017 12:37 AM            

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Oh, all that picture contained was the sentence I posted above.

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posted June 07, 2017 11:24 PM            

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posted June 08, 2017 05:18 AM            

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Found this one on FB.

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posted July 05, 2017 07:09 PM            

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Partial truth~the seeds of wisdom~can be found in many places...The seeds of wisdom are contained in all scriptures ever written… especially in art, music, and poetry and, above all, in Nature.

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posted August 02, 2017 05:15 AM            

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posted August 02, 2017 05:17 AM            

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Mehh

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posted August 03, 2017 12:59 PM            

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posted September 27, 2017 08:54 PM            

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A racing car driver picked up a girl after the
race and took her home. Later that night,
after a passionate bout of lovemaking, the
man drifted off into sleep. He awoke
suddenly, with a very angry woman astride
him, smacking his face.
"What is the matter?" he asked.
"You were talking in your sleep," she
shouted. "You were feeling my t!ts and
saying, `What perfect headlights,' and you
felt my legs and said, `What a smooth
finish.'
"Well what's wrong with that?" the driver
asked.
"Nothing," cried the woman, "but when you
felt my pu$$y and yelled, `Who left the
garage door open...?'"

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posted September 28, 2017 10:36 AM            

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That's definitely dirty.

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posted October 04, 2017 09:45 AM            

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The plane had just taken off and the captain
was telling the passengers about the altitude
of the plane, the cruising speed etcetera. But
he forgot to switch off the microphone.
He then turned to his co-pilot and said,
"First I'm going to have a cup of coffee and
then I'm going to screw that pretty
stewardess, Denise."
The shocked stewardess was down the end
of the plane when she heard this come over
the loudspeaker. So she began to rush down
the aisle to tell the captain to switch off his
mike.
Halfway down the plane an old lady stopped
her and said, "There's no hurry, Denise, let
him have his cup of tea first."

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