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Mama Mia
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posted September 08, 2008 04:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message
COWBOY

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully.

No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas!
And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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deuxantares
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posted September 08, 2008 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deuxantares     Edit/Delete Message

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sunshine_lion
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posted September 08, 2008 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sunshine_lion     Edit/Delete Message
CUTE!

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writesomething
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posted September 11, 2008 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for writesomething     Edit/Delete Message
lol

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