posted October 19, 2008 07:50 AM         

Oh BEHAVE!

Gotta go and will be back in about an hour.

23,

posted October 19, 2008 07:57 AM         

LOL! That was too easy. I said you would never GUESS. I didn't say you wouldn't use astrotheme to research it! LOL! I would do exactly the same thing.

posted October 19, 2008 08:01 AM         

You know those M&M cookies you can buy from Woolies? Well, I'm eating one RIGHT NOW!

I hope you are feeling tomorrow after some sleep. And lots of to you.

posted October 19, 2008 08:04 AM         

I'll shower - I promise.

And eat some breath mints.

And remove those blackheads.

And do something about that rash and itch.

And....

and.......

and...............

posted October 19, 2008 08:21 AM         

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It really is a shame AC is gay. I would agree with you on him, PA, VERY good looking. Not really my type personality wise, but sexy nevertheless.

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posted October 19, 2008 08:27 AM         

Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived in a big white castle in the sky. Her name was Princess Meta. Princess Meta was the most beautiful of all the princesses in all the lands. But Princess Meta had never been outside of the protective walls of Meta-Land. (Or Metaland - but it's not the same). She longed to visit a place she had read about and dreamt about for years. This wonderful transcendental place was known as Rafe-Land.

One night just before jumping into her stainless steel bed (as all people who live in Metaland do), she stood by her window and saw a shooting star. She closed her eyes and made a wish. That wish was to go to Rafe-Land and maybe even meet the well known for his personality and flair Prince of Rafe-Land - Prince Rafe.

posted October 19, 2008 08:32 AM         

As she opened her eyes after making her wish, a dove flew in through the window and with a grand flash of light appeared the quirkiest (and funniest) of all the angels - PeaceAngel. With a glint of mischief in her eyes the PeaceAngel said "I shall grant you your wish, but on one condition, you have to take a gift to the Grand Villain of all The Pubs of the Universe - the one known as Blue Moon". Meta shook in her fluffy pink slippers, as she had heard of this trecherous being - the BlueMoon. She was afraid. But her desire to meet Prince Rafe was greater than her fear and she accepted. The PeaceAngel asked Meta to kneel before her - only for her gratuitous pleasure and then turned back into a dove and flew out the window - not realising that Princess Meta had closed it on her way over.

posted October 19, 2008 08:43 AM         

Princess Meta suddenly found herself being lifted and transported to another place. She landed in what she knew was RafeLand. Magically, during her transportation her outfit had changed and Princess Meta was now wearing a pink spandex goddess dress with a merkin in a rather unfortunate place. Princess Meta decided to follow the easy path - there was a sign in front of her that read, "The Easy Path" - with a neon sign saying "Princess Meta, Follow The Easy Path". Exhausted, she had been walking for, oh, a good ten, twenty, seconds Princess Meta was met by her first obstacle. A person sitting - yoga postured - in the middle of the road. Some magic force surrounded this being and Princess Meta could not go around her. This being slowly lifted her head and said, "I am the DarkDreamer - and you cannot pass me without an offering of a grand gift". As if by magic Princess Meta reached into her pockets - yes you can have pockets in a goddess style gown made of spandex - and gave forth an offering to the darkest dreamer - two tickets that had been won from Tween magazine for a private dinner with King Jude of Law. The DarkDreamer smiled deliriously and in a mist of purple smoke, vanished. And Princess Meta was on her way again.

posted October 19, 2008 08:58 AM         

Not too long into her continuing journey Princess Meta met with another strange being - The Queen of the High Numbers - the one known as 23. Princess Meta had this strange urge to kneel before 23 - who was actually really 32, but dyslexic. "What do you seek, child?", asked 23. "I seek the one known as BlueMoon", replied Princess Meta. "I shall show you the way", said 23, "but what can you do for me?", she asked. Princess Meta felt the urge, again, to reach into her pockets and there she found a golden string. 23 gasped for she knew what was before her. It was the grand golden string that held the keys to the heart of the Great Rock God, JT. Like a bullet, 23 raced out of sight. As promised, 23 took Princess Meta directly to the Pub House of the Blue Moon. But by helping 23 she had unknowingly caste an enchantment upon herself. 23's dyslexia was contagious, and as 23 raced off to find the Lord JT, Princess Meta uttered to herself how odd that was and that "do ran, do ran".

Night was quickly falling and Princess Meta was starting to get cold. She knocked on the door of the grand Pub House, but found with her knock the door opened. And inside raged a party house of sin and filth. Princess Meta walked in. She felt like she needed a bath. The place smelled horribly, like stale beer, and brandy, and vomit and other unsoundly and unsightly fluids - some from human beings - some not. She approached the door that read "Blue Moon's Straight Room". And knocked. As she openend the door the foul stench of an unclean Zegna suit filled the air.

posted October 19, 2008 09:14 AM         

Princess Meta walked into the office not expecting to meet what was before her. There before her stood the sexiest goddess of all. The Leader of all the Free Pub World - the Blue Moon.

"What do you ******* want?", enquired Blue Moon in all elegance. For a moment the now dyslexic Princess Meta didn't understand what Blue Moon had said and thought she was being spoken to in French. And then it came to her - to look in her pocket again - and from there she pulled out a key. "Oh, **** me!", shouted Blue Moon, not in French, "I thought I lost those ******* things hours ago, where did you find them love?". Without waiting for a reply Blue Moon made her way to the door at the end of the room. She opened it with the key and there was a man outside. "I've been standing here for ******* hours", he said to Blue Moon, "Come on then, fancy a quick one?". And with that, Blue Moon went out the back door. As the door was closing, the only thing that Princess Meta heard was "Oh, Sean".

There stood Princess Meta alone, wondering what to do next. And she felt the urge again, to feel into her pocked. She pulled out a package, the size of a condom, actually, it resembled a condom. She felt the urge to open it and then to inflate it with her mouth - like a balloon. As she did this, magically, it changed shape and turned into.......... Prince Rafe, well, so she thought for one moment, but it was just a Prince Rafe blow-up doll. Not really disturbed by this, Princess Meta decided to get down to business regardless and she put the doll on the desk and leant over to kiss it's rubbery lips. As she did a magical thing happened, the doll turned into the real Prince Rafe. "Oh, thank **** ", he explained, "do you know how long I've been in your ******* pocket?". But Princess Meta could not answer, she was awestruck, and afraid of what her now dyslexic mouth would produce. "Oh, kiss me, you fool, my one true love", she said as she jumped on Prince Rafe. "Oh, hang on", he said, "Lets go in here shall we?", and taking her by the hand, he took her into the toilet cubicle. Suddenly it felt as if they were transported above the clouds (think about it!). And there on the plain (again, think about it) they married. But Princess Meta was never cured of the dyslexia and the new kingdom was named "FareMeatLand" - where they ruled for eternity together. On the odd occasion, if you stand outside, in the whispers of the silence of the wind - you can hear a voice sighing "Oh, Fare, how I love you". And if you listen extra carefully, you will hear King Rafe reply "Oh, my darling Queen Meta, I'm jealous of the plain".

posted October 19, 2008 09:22 AM         

it happened again!

I just came home, switched on the TV (just for a quick check) and there RDJ was again.

This time it was the film "Wonder boys".

Can you tell me what your soulmate is trying to tell me?

posted October 19, 2008 09:24 AM         

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Can you tell me what your soulmate is trying to tell me?

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Let me look into my crystal ball...........................

..........nope, no clue. You tell me.

posted October 19, 2008 09:25 AM         

What is that question that you haven't answered.

posted October 19, 2008 09:26 AM         

ROFL

That story was FANTASTIC!

posted October 19, 2008 09:31 AM         

The face of an angel.

posted October 19, 2008 09:38 AM         

***Rod Stewart music***

"if you want my body, and you think i'm sexy...................."

Or, as I like to call it, the Rafe Powers pic - "Do I make you horny, baby?".

meta - where's his mojo?

Hey, you konw the skits in the Austin Powers movies where they use different names for penises as they change scenes - well, they could use "Rafe' as another alternative.

ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. ROFL.

Oh, sorry - maybe not - is that a circumision mark on his head. Ouch, I guess that makes him a ........... oh, think about it.

posted October 19, 2008 09:56 AM         

"Your feelings/reaction to Sean are incredibly strong - and vivid."
Yes, it`s a bit disturbing, isn`t it?
I mean I think I might have seen him for the first time in the 1994 version of "Scarlett", and he really scared me, especially in the rape-scene.
But what scared me even more was the fact that I still thought he was incredibly sexy.
And believe me, to me there is almost no more disgusting crime than rape.
But I guess that is where the difference between film and reality comes into play. In a film you can somehow detach from those feelings of disgust and repulsion, and even feel attracted to the way someone plays the "bad guy", not just in what he does (that was disgusting, even in a film), but the way how he plays that.
I don`t know. I am talking nunsense here.
But I think in film I might feel a certain attraction for the villain, as long as he is passionate and emotional (maybe that is the secret of that particular attraction; even if he commits condemnworthy crimes, it is also a sign of unrestrained passion - even though without caring for the other person, which is definitely a big turn off- and maybe that unrestrained passion is what I can`t help but feel attracted to, at least a little bit).
But in real life, no way, I like a man, sure, a masculine man, but certainly no criminal. I like this masculine man to actually care for others, and to be protective (to a certain degree).

"What you said about him calming, etc - I think that's something about him - he has that thing about him - exudes it - for women."
Yes, that could be. It`s definitely there that warm, calming, making-one-feel-safe-thing.

Interestingly, there are not very many challenging aspects in our synastry. It really boils down to those I mentioned.

(his Venus opposing my Mars)
(his Mars opposing my Venus)
his Mars squaring my MC
his Saturn conjunct my Venus
his Saturn squaring my MC
his Saturn squaring my Pluto
his Pluto widely squaring my Mars: with a bit over 3°

on the good side there are are:
his Sun trine my Sun
his Sun trine my Mercury
his Moon trine my Neptune
his Moon sextile my Pluto
his Moon trine my ASC
his Moon trine my NN
His Mercury conjunct my IC
his MErcury trine my Mars
his Venus trine my MC
his Venus conjunct my DC
his Mars trine my Uranus
his Jupiter conjunct my Mars
his Uranus trine my NN
his Neptune sextile my Venus
his Pluto VERY widely trine my Venus; it probably doesn`t count anymore, as it is over 4°, or what do you think?
his NN conjunct my Pluto
his NN sextile my Neptune

I left out all the asteroids here.
So, I think, it`s not all that many challenging aspects, but those there are, are pretty intense and possibly nasty ones.

PRobably it would be also interesting to look at the progressed charts, to see, if there is any indicator, why I started talking about him just NOW, and not 5 years ago or so.

posted October 19, 2008 10:01 AM         

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But what scared me even more was the fact that I still thought he was incredibly sexy.
And believe me, to me there is almost no more disgusting crime than rape.

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You know that rape fantasies rate very highly for female sexual fantasies. A totally different reality of course. So, it probably excited you a bit - to be "taken" by this man - on a fantastical level. Okay, you know? It was Sean Bean. Now, if it had been Ralph Fiennes, we'd be having words.

posted October 19, 2008 10:04 AM         

Well, that's interesting - because I think the "bad guy" has a HUGE appeal to women. I personally love the dark good characters - like Batman, etc. Even the Jedis are the same.

posted October 19, 2008 10:05 AM         

That is the answer to your question. What is it that you were supposed to do or say but didn't - yet?"

Yeah, what is it? What is the question?

And why can I hear Jude in his role as Alfie speak in my mind: "So what`s the answer? That`s what I keep asking myself. What`s it all about? You know what I mean?"

Unfortunately I have no clue. Maybe if someone told me the question I had a fair chance to find the answer.