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posted October 31, 2008 10:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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Well, what you said about easy girls - that's the only way he'd get any. So......

But I really shouldn't speak ill of my eternal lover....... oh well - whatever.

Sex orgy? Implies that he can handle more than one person at a time! Ummm, well, maybe - I can see - if he walked through the door - look at the five fingers on his hand and said "honey, I'm home". Yeah, okay - that works!


PA,

i am going to excuse you because i know this is your illness talking. You're DEATHLY ill. And delusional. I understand. You just keep rambling on. I know, next you'll be saying RDJ knows how to please a woman- oh! or a man. It's ok, whatever you need to tell yourself. Whatever makes you feel better.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
PA,

"Ummm, well, maybe - I can see - if he walked through the door - look at the five fingers on his hand and said "honey, I'm home"

ROFLMAO

I can totally see that.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
meta

I'm certain that RDJ knows how to satisfy both a man and a woman - or both at the same time. And if that doesn't get YOU hot under the collar - there's something wrong here. I'm sure that no-one does anyone's b1tch better than RDJ.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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Meta,

"I am NOT easy!!!! AT ALL! I am the hardest of the hardest hard!!!!"
So you really are a guy?


NOOOO! I am a girl. Just ask Julian.

quote:

"I know you're saying this out of jealousy. You can't stand that we have such sexy synastry."
You know what?
Forget anything I said about jealousy?

If you ever got near him, I would scratch your eyes out, pull out every single hair and tear you to pieces.

And if you wnat to see sexy synastry you should have a look at mine and Rafe`s.

EDIT:
I don`t know what made me say it. I really don`t. I can`t be held responsible.

But if you ever dared, I would.


That's more like it!

You should be afraid, be VERY afraid. In fact, you should go back and look at our Venus/Mars square, our Venus/Pluto square, our... whatever else we have and just sulk. Sulk, and sulk, and then sulk some more.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
PA,

the way you phrase your sentences, make even the most innocent story seem below dirty. I like that.


So, I am not sure, is Rafe the horse or is the horse running away from him?

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posted October 31, 2008 10:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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Black Beauty. Isn't that the story - basically a love between a horse and a very young girl? Or was it a pre-pubescant boy?

.. what are you implying, PA????

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posted October 31, 2008 10:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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I can totally see that.

I wonder if he walks into airplane toilet cubicles and does the same thing these days? As he's a safe sex ambassador - do you think he puts condoms on each finger first? I suppose it would be quite an experience for him. Putting it on his pinkie would be a bigger task than putting one on his much smaller erect penis.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
O.K,

something less common, less earth-scratching, what about a greyhound?

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posted October 31, 2008 10:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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meta

I'm certain that RDJ knows how to satisfy both a man and a woman - or both at the same time. And if that doesn't get YOU hot under the collar - there's something wrong here. I'm sure that no-one does anyone's b1tch better than RDJ.


RDJ with a man = sexy. RDJ with a woman = A sob story. RDJ with Meta = Girl talk.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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So, I am not sure, is Rafe the horse or is the horse running away from him?


Ralph is the horse and he's running away from YOU chasing after him with a fresh condom!!

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posted October 31, 2008 10:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message

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posted October 31, 2008 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
Meta,

"You should be afraid, be VERY afraid. In fact, you should go back and look at our Venus/Mars square, our Venus/Pluto square, our... whatever else we have and just sulk. Sulk, and sulk, and then sulk some more."

I`m done sulking. I`m done being afraid.
Just in case you didn`t n otice, he`s mine (and for some odd reason he is under the impression, that I am his).

Keep your Venus-Mars - square and your Venus-Pluto-square (I have the Venus-Pluto square with Jude, and as you know there is zero attraction of the sexual kind).

I`m rather keep our Venus-Mars-conjunction, the Mars-Mars-conjunction, the Eros-Sun-conjunction, the Sun on my DSC, the Moon-Mars-opposition, the Moon-Sun-opposition, shall I go on?

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posted October 31, 2008 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
I always say Greyhounds are the most heroic of creatures! Meta is satisfied.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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.. what are you implying, PA????

What? I was just querying the storyline!

Well, if you're looking for a Stallion - shouldn't you be looking Sylvester Stallone's way - you know - The Italian Stallion. I'm sure he'd look great in drag. These days he'd do pretty much anything for a film. So maybe "Rambette" or "Rockette". You like the girly guys - come on!

meta and Sylvester. Lovely. I like it. Rafe can be his manager. Afterall, if he's willing to go Maid In Manhattan and The Avengers - that's not such a stretch - it may be an improvement.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
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posted October 31, 2008 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
"Ralph is the horse and he's running away from YOU chasing after him with a fresh condom!!"

Well, we wouldn`t want him to procreate and spread his genes now, would we?

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posted October 31, 2008 10:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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Meta,

"You should be afraid, be VERY afraid. In fact, you should go back and look at our Venus/Mars square, our Venus/Pluto square, our... whatever else we have and just sulk. Sulk, and sulk, and then sulk some more."

I`m done sulking. I`m done being afraid.
Just in case you didn`t n otice, he`s mine (and for some odd reason he is under the impression, that I am his).

Keep your Venus-Mars - square and your Venus-Pluto-square (I have the Venus-Pluto square with Jude, and as you know there is zero attraction of the sexual kind).

I`m rather keep our Venus-Mars-conjunction, the Mars-Mars-conjunction, the Eros-Sun-conjunction, the Sun on my DSC, the Moon-Mars-opposition, the Moon-Sun-opposition, shall I go on?


Hmm.. you should be aware, DD, that though you are frightening me, i will not hesitate to meet your challenge. We would need some referees, but this fight would get dirty. Quickly.

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posted October 31, 2008 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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Well, if you're looking for a Stallion - shouldn't you be looking Sylvester Stallone's way - you know - The Italian Stallion. I'm sure he'd look great in drag. These days he'd do pretty much anything for a film. So maybe "Rambette" or "Rockette". You like the girly guys - come on!

meta and Sylvester. Lovely. I like it. Rafe can be his manager. Afterall, if he's willing to go Maid In Manhattan and The Avengers - that's not such a stretch - it may be an improvement.


I don't think Sylvester could be girly if you cut off his testicles and stuffed him full of estrogen pills.

Plus, Ralph would get JEALOUS. Kinda like DD is RIGHT NOW!!!

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posted October 31, 2008 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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RDJ with a man = sexy. RDJ with a woman = A sob story. RDJ with Meta = Girl talk

RDJ with PA = fireworks!

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posted October 31, 2008 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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posted October 31, 2008 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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I always say Greyhounds are the most heroic of creatures! Meta is satisfied.

What?! That's ridiculous. What a self-serving - self-satisfying reply. Greyhounds? They chase fluffy bunnies around a race track. I think for heroic you may mean St Bernards. Umm, but I can see Rafe being a greyhound. He's a rather useless creature too.

BTW - did anyone else notice the greyhound's tail?

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posted October 31, 2008 10:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
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What?! That's ridiculous. What a self-serving - self-satisfying reply. Greyhounds? They chase fluffy bunnies around a race track. I think for heroic you may mean St Bernards. Umm, but I can see Rafe being a greyhound. He's a rather useless creature too.

BTW - did anyone else notice the greyhound's tale?


You're just jealous cuz RDJ is a stinkin' platyupus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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posted October 31, 2008 10:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
That clip with the woman and the greyhound - if you go to youtube and watch the whole clip - you'll see and hear her telling it "down Rafe, down!". It's true!

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posted October 31, 2008 10:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
Meta & Julian sitting in a tree...

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posted October 31, 2008 10:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
I am NOT jealous.

I`m just trying to heal you from your delusions. There wouldn`t be a fight, cause I`ve already won.

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