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From: ann arbor mi
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posted November 17, 2008 11:24 AM         

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government warning! Do NOT swollow your bubble gum!

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posted November 28, 2008 08:32 PM         

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posted November 28, 2008 08:51 PM         

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posted November 28, 2008 08:54 PM         

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posted November 28, 2008 09:00 PM         

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From: Florida for now
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posted November 28, 2008 09:06 PM         

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WOW...LOL!!! Awesome thread

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posted November 28, 2008 09:08 PM         

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posted November 30, 2008 07:23 PM         

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In keeping with the theme of mushroom soup & rasberry cheesecake, here is something to clean the taste from your mouth....

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posted November 30, 2008 07:30 PM         

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LOL spunky.

ROFL.

Does that toothpaste come in mushroom sauce or raspberry cheesecake flavour. I'm kind of over the standard mint.

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posted November 30, 2008 07:37 PM         

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And this is what I need koi....

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posted November 30, 2008 07:53 PM         

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I thought You would appreciate it PA, here's one for you sweet cakes!

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posted November 30, 2008 11:38 PM         

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or maybe chocolate is more your flavour....

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posted November 30, 2008 11:44 PM         

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I thought You would appreciate it PA, here's one for you sweet cakes!

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OMG! How did that get out? As far as I knew I bought all the pics and the negatives. It wasn't supposed to be made public. It's not what I'm wearing - it's just that - well, it's not my good profile, damn it!

Geez - while I'm looking at me - nice **** !

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posted December 01, 2008 12:00 AM         

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OMG! How did that get out? As far as I knew I bought all the pics and the negatives.

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Venus in Scorpio is the Silent Hunter

Besides we all love & accept you as you are PA, get ur freak on with no fear here baby!

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From: Murray, UT
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posted December 01, 2008 03:10 AM         

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WOW I just found this thread and I soooo needed a good laugh!

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posted December 03, 2008 08:33 AM         

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Oh, there's some hilarious stuff on this thread.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:13 PM         

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Like the wanted advert best.

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posted February 03, 2009 05:25 AM         

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PA

I just thought I would post my funnies here since you have already opened a thread, I SO hate to double up.

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posted February 03, 2009 05:38 AM         

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The Dam
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read State's letter before you get to the response letter.

SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated. The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006. Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action .. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions. Sincerely, David L. Price - District Representative and Water Management Division.

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