posted December 30, 2008 06:19 AM         

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The current mr bm is a case in point, though only ten years my senior, that is enough for him to be very quiet on matters of pertness.

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posted December 30, 2008 07:03 AM         

b1tches and wh0res - I'm back.

posted December 30, 2008 07:05 AM         

I kept thinking of things I wanted to research. Blast! Need a laptop. Or a life outside of computer and astrology. Betrayal that would be - to my Aquarius Moon. Damn it! I just can't do that! Should I apologise?

posted December 30, 2008 10:10 AM         

When relative X looks at relative Y and sees something inherently offensive, how can this be related to their synastry charts?

posted December 30, 2008 10:33 AM         

I remember as a child - the same patterns between the same family members year after year. At a very formal setting firstly they would drink a bit more wine than they should - after deliberating, to what seemed to a very young child, as an extraordinary amount of time, over whether they should consume a bottle of red or white wine with the relevant meal (which was the same every year!) and then settling on one of each - and eventually consuming at least two of each. After passing bread and plates over the course of about an hour with some civility they would then commence discussions surrounding politics - which every idiot knows is a no go. After much escalating yelling (an an enormous bout of boredom on my part - as the eldest youngster having the honour of being seated with the big people) they would then proceed to attacks at various personal levels - personality flaws, perceptions, etc - character assassination, basically. It was almost ritualistic - from the lead up to the discussion to the discussion itself as well as the body language involved. It was always the same family members. Basically the males on exhibition trying to out-alpha each other. I could never understand why this was so repetitive. You would think they would learn from each other. And basically - a p1ssing competition is just that - so take it where it needs to go.

posted December 30, 2008 10:40 AM           

great that you are back again.

posted December 30, 2008 10:41 AM         

So good to see you.

posted December 30, 2008 10:46 AM         

I don't know why. But I can say it was rather pleasant.

posted December 30, 2008 10:51 AM           

Okay, I do, but occasionally I can be generous.

posted December 30, 2008 11:01 AM         

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Time magazine rated your RDJ one of the ten tost important People Who Mattered of 2008!!

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posted December 30, 2008 11:08 AM         

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Ah who cares about the acting?

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Well that's right isn't it? I'm not asking for Oscar winning performances. Just take your shirt off and that's enough for me. Who cares that the storyline is lame - or even just non-existent. I mean, show me some skin and it's all good - it was a fabulous performance.

posted December 30, 2008 12:03 PM         

Hugh Jackman is in it looking sweaty and handsome. Obviously that is enough to get me in the cinema. I must ask my mother if she wants to go see it. Or anyone else female and over 30. They are bound to say yes.

posted December 30, 2008 10:17 PM         

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Though when I walked past the cinema today the co-worker I was with did not understand why this was obvious. Blokes, what can you do?

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posted December 30, 2008 10:39 PM         

.. or something like that...

PA,

Thank you for my ode

And i agree with you- Hugh, in my mind, is like the perfect partner. Truly, truly perfect. I don't know what it is about him, but something is just so... pure. He's so genuinely good that the idea of him cheating, or lying, or stealing, or hurting- not just his significant other, but anyone- seems like fiction. Not possible.

posted December 30, 2008 10:43 PM         

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Yellow underpants look nice on olive skin. Not so great on paler persons such as myself ~ my underwear is normally black.
Scorpio Rising. Black, black, black.

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I laughed out loud when i read that- it's def a Scorpy Rising trait. My clothes- "underpants" included- are d-a-r-k, dark.

posted December 30, 2008 10:44 PM         

I can't believe Meta missed this!!
To be fair, I ran across someone's list of The Most Charming Handsome Men ( here ) and Ralph was #1

posted December 31, 2008 01:17 AM         

Lordy, I saw Dark Knight - and really the Joker's character was dark and the acting was good, but definitely not dark enough to drive Heath out! I finally got to see some of Bale's charisma - yeah.... gotta admit, he's alright!

Which leads me straight to bluemoons boob situation..... I was on the same page bluemoon!!! Knowing that you have to dress warm in your neck of the woods....lots of clothes....hidden boobies.... very convenient!!!! Just don't run, too much

That's the bonus of winter. All those clothes!! I love winter due to the fact that I don't have to shave my legs for months....oops, just reminded you of my orangutang appearance - doh!!

meta - I have a kite story to tell you

I bought a kite for some students to encourage positive play/interaction. Student A had a go for 2 minutes and was lovely to pass it on to Student B in a kind act of sharing. Student B wound the string out and out and out......of his grip! So, we all watched our really cool dragon kite fly off over the school field, across the road and over roof tops. That lesson lasted less than 5 minutes!!

posted December 31, 2008 01:20 AM         

***jaundice
***bottoms
***shogun

A shogun is a Japanese general in the army, mixed with the body part on which we sit, with a dash of discoloured eyes....

Processing.......

Still processing......

Discoloured eyes - booze, late nights, too much computer, getting up to kids, snow blindess, too long in pool, socialising at different levels, a human connection, activity.....

Bottoms - firm, soft, baby's, sit, flex, bikini, pants, trousers, knickers, sexy, Bridget Jones, taste, style.....

General - boss, in command, leader, director, soldier, uniform, weapons, trust, knowledge, strategy......

Incoming data........

Eureka!!! I have it!! The true meaning for my Moon's sabian symbol...!!!

A Dominatrix strategically using her choice of weapon to whip the knickers of Bridget Jones during late night boozy sessions.

I knew there had to be depth and meaning to Chinese Laundry!!!

Between my Moon and Venus sabian symbols, you can see how romantic and intriguing I am being a captured orangutang in a chinese laundry.

posted December 31, 2008 03:11 AM         

Just received this email. Seems to fit well with your hang free conversation.

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ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
>
> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?
>
> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of
> boobs:
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> In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
> In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit.
> After 50,
> they are like onions'.
>
> 'Onions?'
>
> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
>
> 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?..
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
> a man goes through three phases.
> In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
> In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
>
> 'A Christmas tree?'
>
> 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

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